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Saying he felt humiliated by such a public betrayal of his trust, a monstrous abomination known as the Bog Freak told reporters Friday that he was devastated to have seen a movie depicting things he told filmmaker Guillermo del Toro in confidence. “I finally decided to watch The Shape Of Water after a few friends recommended it to me, and five minutes in my stomach just drops,” said the malefic creature who stalks the murky waters of the marshlands, confirming that key elements of the Academy Award–winning film had been pulled directly from a private conversation he had with del Toro more than two decades ago. 

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Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy

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I respect your defense of bisexual woman and all but I just don’t want to put my mouth somewhere I know a dick has been

Yall out here acting like these girls’ pussies be haunted by the ghosts of penises past, this ain’t a Dickmas Carol, be so fucking for real

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genuinely so scary that you can't access the page on the ssc website that guides you through changing your sex designation. so so fucking scary. they are already making our lives harder. they are already taking what little resources we have.

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started to type “ppl will call themselves monsterfuckers just bc they’re into pyramidhead 🙄” and i think maybe i should logout and use facebook for a few days to recalibrate my perspective on society at large

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The next few weeks are going to be hard for many of us in the US. The new regime is going to come out of the gate in full attack mode. The LGBTQ community, people of color, immigrants, women, the poor and even our (already broken) health industry are going to be targeted.

This is an attempt to exhaust us with a game of civil rights whack-a-mole, and there is no doubt that some of us are going to feel absolutely wrecked every time we look at the news.

Here is my advice on surviving the next four years

Limit your exposure to the news, it's fine to check the headlines, but

Order a big roll of postcard stamps from the USPS and buy some cheap, blank, postcards.

Sending physical mail can be more effective than signing online petitions, and it has the added benefit of getting you away from the computer. I personally prefer writing postcards because it feels more like I am taking tangible, physical action.

If you are especially organized, you can pre-print address labels for your representatives. I am 100% not that organized.

The ACLU has a guide on what to say here: https://www.aclu.org/writing-your-elected-representatives

Most importantly, don't fall into despair. You are not alone in this, there are millions of us out here who want to see a kinder world.

We've got your back.

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The Monster Manual but it's blatantly written by the monsters

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😈 You are not bound by the Hays code.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who win.

😈 You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.

😈 You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.

😈 You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.

😈 You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.

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Armored Lady Monday

wanted to draw more of this dragon lady i did some months back cus i really liked how her design came out

and went for a more comprehensive look at her design

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For anyone dumb enough to thank Trump and sees this as a "win", think again. This is anything but a win. It's a political stunt.

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Honestly the truly sad thing about America is that tumblr users represent a highly literate minority. Yes you read that right, the “piss on the poor” only-reads-fanfic website has higher literacy and reading comprehension skills than the average American.

This becomes incredibly clear in a job that has any kind of written documentation aspect. There’s adults 18-65+ who cannot construct a coherent written sentence let alone in a professional tone at all. This is not technical or academic writing either. A huge number of Americans struggle with not just grammar but piecing together their thoughts in a clear way. Written communication is not our strong point.

If you can write an email you have a skill many Americans (even in professional and administrative positions as directors, supervisors or managers!!!!) do not have.

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for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!

or, at least, i thought it did...?

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Diva Kismet ✨This piece was inspired by The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess. Thank you Chappell Roan for being my inspiration 💙🪲

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https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281

“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”