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why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

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Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

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they're adding mary magdalene to smash

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my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

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Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

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every man is gay or bisexual especially if he’s straight

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gonna go get some vietnamese iced coffee and blow up a toilet 

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i consider myself a fool.

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there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.

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fuuuck um maybe

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever

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