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Don鈥檛 read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can鈥檛 get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I鈥檓 insane.
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every man is gay or bisexual especially if he鈥檚 straight
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gonna go get some vietnamese iced coffee and blow up a toilet聽
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there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.
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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude
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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf
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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren鈥檛 allowed to use the worst part is everything else
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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.
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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared
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I wish people realized what a waste it is that they're not putting butches in their things. So often I see a male character and think if he was a butch woman he'd be the best female character of all time
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why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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what is your daylist title on spotify today?
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