cinnasnackz

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Don’t read this Fucking caption if your done squeemish or sexually repressed bitch. But i just have to say this. I have a daydream where two people are playing a game where they take turns shoving apples in my ass. The loser is whoever can’t get the last apple in. Pretty brutal, huh? Well, I’m insane.

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every man is gay or bisexual especially if he’s straight

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gonna go get some vietnamese iced coffee and blow up a toilet 

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i consider myself a fool.

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there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.

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fuuuck um maybe

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

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the best part about having a job is being able to go through doors other people aren’t allowed to use the worst part is everything else

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wags my stupid fucking tail. whatever

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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared

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I wish people realized what a waste it is that they're not putting butches in their things. So often I see a male character and think if he was a butch woman he'd be the best female character of all time

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why dont they teach our kids somethibg useful in schools like how to make youtube poops or speedrunning dark souls

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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically