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I think someone invented time travel

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Ejeuesjshshhauqooa

Mmmm not sure what you meant by that but okay sure

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there was something so satisfying about gluing those little clear/colored plastic beads onto a paper during elementary school.

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Me, crying, looking at all the guitars I can’t afford

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this is simply the best thing i’ve seen all day, no questions asked

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No. I now ship Steve and Eddie, like a normal person.

Okay hear me out

I ship Steve and Nancy

Before you get angry I AM ONLY ON SEASON ONE OKAY SO DONT JUDGE

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Just found out my friend reads wattpad.

ON THEIR SCHOOL COMPUTER, WHICH THEY ROUTINELY CHECK FOR EXPLICIT SEARCH HISTORY

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Me, enjoying a song:

Anemoia:

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I’ve been recently feeling a little down. I have no regrets. It only cost $10!! 😅

It’s in the ceiling above my bed.

(It’s a grainy image, it says

“Good job, you woke up”)

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I was just peacefully sitting, reading. I then looked at my shadow and got a total spook because it looked exactly like a gorilla shadow. After some minutes, I decided to touch my shadow. it was a mask. From halloween.

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Re-blog this if:

- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it��s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.

No one will know which applies.

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

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I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

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Mom come pick me up I’m scared

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Overheard the pool:

(Dad) I know Lizzo songs, so I’m hip!

(Kid) you know one Lizzo song

(Dad) *starts singing about damn time*

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I FaceTimed my friend and I had just woken up, and she called me, and I quote

“You look like a long-haired dog in rehab”

I mean she’s not wrong-