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Every once in a while I think about my first year labs and remember that a guy in our group did his gel electrophoresis so badly my genetics lecturer made a meme out of it:
The only thing that would make this funnier to me is if the text was in comic sans
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do not give me the aux . I will make the vibe confusing at best
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Leaving my night job dancing at the Pink Pony Club in West Hollywood to go to my dayjob, also in West Hollywood, where I am part of the only news team that doesn't know WHAT'S on the teleprompter before they read it, and anyone who laughs or breaks loses points
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Izzy Roland could steal my identity and punch me in the kidneys and I'd still say thank you
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Today while walking home I was picking snails up from pathways and moving them to the side cuz it's raining and I don't want them to get crushed. But I realised that if that one snail was chasing me to kill me and it was on a path on a rainy day I would 100% die cuz I'd touch it first and it would kill me. Not a second thought.
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My voice is also dead
JUST SAW DIMENSION 20 LIVE (london sunday) it was incredible and now my voice hurts from cheering SO GOOD
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