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“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“
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花布爱上鸟_ on weibo
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I HAVE NO WORDS
(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)
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How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
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Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.
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“GLASS” 2019 First Official Trailer
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i need to hire them for all my birthday parties
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“how’s life going?”
me:
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When you keep trying to get through the bullshit but the devil just waiting on you to slip up
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I told this Joke to my extremely religious father and his first reply was “funny but don’t tell it to your mother”
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Will Smith Tries Online Dating With the Robot Sophia
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