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svým dětem řeknu, že tohle je Petr Pavel

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Pán s balonkama: jak dělá tučňák?

Tatínek z publika: pyčo, tu je zima

Pán z balonkama: py-cože? ... jsem zapomněl, že jsem v Ostravě

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It’s been a while, sorry about that! But my diploma film Old Gramophone’s Ghostly Tones should soon be done (I can’t wait!) and since the poster’s already finished I can post it here together with some details from the animation!  The film is a collab between me, Kryštof and Martinka :>

commissions/store/buy me a coffee

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přátelé, potřeboval bych pomoc.

Vzal jsem si v našem školním časopisu téma vtipných titulků v novinách, a chtěl bych vás poprosit jestli nějaké máte, protože vím že tu někdy kolovaly. Mockrát děkuji a přeji hezký večer!

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muj bratře v kristu, ta tvoje skříň je tak průhledná, že by to klidně mohlo byt akvárko

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Absolutně měním názor na tuhle zkurvenou hru! 0/10! Toto nebudu tolerovat!

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Us, arriving to Austria to a tiny family hotel owned by an elderly lady

Us: speak only limited German

Lady: barely speaks English

Us:

Lady:

Lady: Czech? Slovak?

Us: Czech

Lady, to herself: Czech, that's a Slavic language right

Lady: understand Yugoslavian?

Us:

Us: yeah that works

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Shoutouts to slovakians, they were 100k this Friday rallying against their pro-russian PM.

Shoutouts to serbian students, they have been leading the largest student movement in decades, protesting to denounce and to end systematic corruption.

Shoutouts to georgian citizens, they have been protesting for more than 70 days now against their government's pro-russian turn, facing criminal policemen.

And finally shoutouts to German citizens rallying nationwide in protest of Merz's political hand to the AfD.

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I know, I know, the audacity I have barging into Czech Tumblr speaking English... (I have lost the ability to express myself comfortably in my native language) BUT this might come in handy to someone!

It'sssss... ✨ DOCTOR REVIEW ✨ time! (The trans kind. Of the sexologist sort.)

The subject of this review is MuDr R. Mužný (must be one of the top names for someone who can prescribe you T) of Fakultní nemocnice Ostrava. He's a sexologist currently accepting new patients.

My experience: I have only visited him once so far, so I have a concrete idea of his requirements to let you transition and his general attitude, but if something to add comes up in the future, I'll update and reblog the new version. It's also important to mention that I'm an adult transmasc, transfems or minors might have different experiences.

Attitude: The doctor's very young and seems laid-back and very friendly. He was affirming to me, and apologetic for some of the more sexual questions. He assured me that he didn't want to complicate my transition.

He didn't have any comments, derisive or supportive, when I mentioned having identified as non-binary in the past.

He thinks that even non-intersex people can transition. (yes, I was also surprised to learn about sexologists who don't)

He accepted a vague response to his question about sexuality. No need to pretend you're hetero if you aren't with this one.

He didn't seem to be against my ability to transition even though he was made aware I was autistic and had OCD.

Requirements: When making my first appointment, I mentioned to the nurse that I had spoken with a clinical psychologist about transsexuality before, and it led to them wanting a gender-related report from a different professional. I don't know to what extent is that a necessity, or if you can just come without any "recommendation" whatsoever.

Now here's the kicker: Dr. Mužný asks you for an essay (he calls it "životopis") in which you describe your relationship to your gender identity throughout your life, minimal length 3 A4s, written by hand. On top of that, it should include a written testimony from your PARENT. He also offered to invite the parent to come with me next time instead. I reiterate that I am not a minor, I'm in my mid twenties. The parental voice having to basically fact-check you if what you're writing about your childhood is true is, in my opinion, more than demeaning and terrifying. I voiced my disapproval and concern to him, to which he assured me that if the parent seems dismissive, unaccepting or simply transphobic, he won't give their words much weight. So at least there's that.

As for something positive, he doesn't do any violating, archaic physical examinations. (no physical examinations at all, actually) I was not asked to strip down.

The length of the real life test with him is 1 year. When he was answering this question of mine, he seemed to pause and ponder my case, since I came already fully socially transitioned (and had been for more than half a year), so there's a chance that it could be even shorter, if it turns out he takes your initiative into account.

The other doctors he sends you to are, as expected, an endocrinologist, a gynecologist (transmasc special, I don't know if transfems get sent for a "your genitals seem fine health-wise" paper somewhere, too, I'm sorry), but also a geneticist. (He told me that it was to complete a general patient anamnesis, but also to determine whether I was intersex. When I asked whether the result impacted my ability to transition, he said no.)

You may notice I didn't mention a psychiatrist. Neither did he. Whether that was because I already came armed with a paper saying that a clinical psychologist finds me sane enough to make medical decisions, or because he just doesn't do that (or forgot to tell me), I have no idea.

Oh yeah, and be prepared for the auto[insertgender]philia question. He will ask you whether transitioning turns you on and you will say no, because [even if you low-key think being trans is hot], your sexologist is not your friend and could only use it against you.

My conclusion so far: You could probably do worse with a sexologist, just make sure you have a functioning relationship with at least one parent and hope. My opinion might be object to change.

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Když zaběhnutej papoušek má větší rizz, než tys měl za celých jedenáct let vztahu

Každopádně: Brněnští!! Víte o někom, kdo má kakadua? Čekněte pls, jestli ho náhodou nehledaj. Děkuju ❤❤

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The real holy trinity, if you even care:

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vzpomínky na dobu před pamlskovou vyhláškou

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Zdravím čumblr svým nejnovějším výtvorem o velikosti čtyř (4) pixelů

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Nejradši bych bydlela v chatě, ráno si udělala kafe, vyšla na terásku, vyluštila křížovku, háčkovala a odpoledne a večer zuřivě psala knihu. O víkendu bych si vyšla s mužem a pár friends, pokecala, zasmála, dala decku nebo dvě.

Byl by to hybridní režim.

Hybrid důchodkyně, spisovatelky a teenagerky.

Ultimátní balanc.

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Saw some people being suspicious about putting poppy seeds into your food, and so: