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friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

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Senri Moodboard

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GENERAL

“Can you walk?”

“How did this happen?”

“What the hell happened?”

“I hit my head.”

“Did you hit your head?”

“Can you hear me?”

“Don’t close your eyes, stay awake!”

“Come on, stay with me!”

“No no no no no!”

“You shot me!”

“I didn’t mean to shoot you!”

“You stabbed me!”

“I didn’t mean to stab you!”

“Take the knife out!”

“Don’t take the knife out!”

“It was an accident!”

“That/this wasn’t an accident!”

“That looks broken.”

“I think my leg/arm is broken.”

“That doesn’t look good.”

“Am I going to die?”

“You’re not going to die!”

“Calm down!”

“Don’t panic!”

“I can’t help you if you don’t let me!”

BLOOD

“Are you bleeding?”

“Don’t move, you’re bleeding.”

“Is that blood?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“That’s a lot of blood.”

“Do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Why do you know how to get bloodstains out?”

“Damn, I got blood on my shirt.”

“Don’t move, you’re losing blood!”

“I won’t let you bleed out!”

“You have blood on your face.”

“I swear to god, if you get blood on me…”

“What’s your blood type?”

“Why in the hell would you need to know my blood type?”

WOUNDS

“That cut is nasty.”

“You have a massive gash in your arm/leg!’

“Don’t touch it!”

“Don’t move, you’ll only make it worse!”

“I’ll get some bandages.”

“You’re going to need stitches.”

“That looks infected…”

“Did you get bit by something?”

“There’s no exit wound, the bullet is still in you.”

“There’s an exit wound, the bullet went through you.”

AFTERCARE

“How are you feeling?”

“How does it feel?”

“It’s still not healed, but it’s getting there.”

“Let’s go home.”

“I just want to go home.”

“Let’s get you into the bathtub.”

“We need to change your bandages soon.”

“Get some sleep, okay?”

“You need to eat something, you’ve been through a lot today.”

“I’ll check up on you in a bit.”

“You’re going to be fine. I promise.”

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Emperor’s New Groove Starters

It’s called a “cruel irony”, like my dependence on you.

Okay, okay, on second thought make my potatoes a salad.

Why do we even have that lever?

Um, how else can I say it? “You’re being let go.” “Your department’s being downsized.” “You’re part of an outplacement.” “We’re going in a different direction.” “We’re not picking up your option.” Take your pick. I got more.

You threw off my groove!

You know, it’s a good thing you’re not a big, fat guy or this would be really difficult.

Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.

So… who’s in my chaaaaaair?

Why would I kidnap a llama?

You have a lovely wife. They’re both very pretty.

Huh? What? I didn’t do anything. I didn’t… Somebody’s throwin’ stuff.

You just saved my life!

Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.

Oh, he’s doing his own theme music? Big, dumb and tone deaf.

I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

Hey, everyone hits their stride. You just hit yours fifty years ago.

Boom, baby!

What is this guy babbling about? He’s like the thing that wouldn’t shut up.

When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?

Don’t you say a word. 

For the last time, it was not a kiss.

I got a little secret for you. Come here. No, closer.

All right. A quick cup of coffee. Then take him out and finish the job!

Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Or, to save on postage, I’ll just poison him with this.

Well, he ain’t getting any dead-er!

Um, don’t you mean ‘or’?

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Spongebob starters !

“Get a hold of yourself, ___.”

“Everything’s gonna be just fine.”

“I got a little surprise for you!”

“Don’t get worked up again, ___, I just mopped the floors.”

“I’m busy planning to rule the world!”

“Did I miss something?”

“Why do you have to be so mean?”

“Hey, come on, buddy. I wanna go home.”

“I think you’re overreacting.”

“Clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime.”

“I’m on fire!“

“No, wait! I’m begging you!”

“Wait. How did you know my name?”

“Are they laughing at us?”

“Nothing can stop me now!”

“___, that’s a terrible idea!”

“Man, that was a close call.”

“You made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck.”

“Pull your pants up, ___. We’re going home.“

“I got you right where I want you.”

“Don’t worry. This’ll only hurt a lot!”

“We failed.”

“You got guts, kid. Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.”

“You never had a chance to defeat me, fool!”

“You know, I’ve been through a lot in the past six days, five minutes, twenty-seven-and-a-half seconds.”

“Come on, I was just kidding.”

“I will destroy all of you!”

“This is the greatest day of my life!“

“Say that again, if you dare.”

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more misc memes

“  change isn’t easy.  ” “  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ” “  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”  “  what did you want to tell me?  ” “  it was supposed to be simple.  ” “  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ” “  you can stay with me.  ” “  what did you want to show me?  ” “  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ” “  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ” “  shut up. please.  ” “  fuck off.  ” “  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ” “  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ” “  i fucked up.  ” “  i just want to take it all back.  ” “  i can’t sleep.  ”  /  “  can’t sleep?  ” “  we should get a pet.  ” “  if you have something to say, spit it out.  ” “  i’m allowed to be angry.  ” “  she/he aint even that cute.  ” “  just hold me.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ”   “  i just need time.  ” “  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”   “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ” “  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ” “  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ” “  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ” “  listen to me, please.  ” “  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ” “  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ” “  am i supposed to care?  ” “  i do care.  ”   “  you make me happy.  ” “  you look beautiful like this.  ”   “  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ” “  it terrifies me.  ”   “  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

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      Do you like boys who are shy, bi, and ready to cry? Well, boy howdy do I have an OC for you? 

☆ Please like/reblog this post if you’re interested in RPing with a brand new OC. ☆ Side blog to @tajimeme ☆ Fairly new to Tumblr RP / hasn’t RP’d since 2012  ☆ Crossover/OC friendly

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Fun fact: Senri was originally created for a monsters universe! He was a second year Vampire who only dated the reptilian students ;)

He later got revamped for an idol universe where he played hard rock in a 4 person unit that was determined to go pro!

I’m excited to see where else he’ll go!

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The original sketches of Senri!!

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