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Achilles and Patroclus were in love” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,“ someone says. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 3rd row stands: Alexander the Great himself.

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hate to repost but the bde that is sheerly radiating out of this picture is just too much

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*has all the free time to play other games* *goes straight back to da* 

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bro stop tenderly telling me "and yet here we are" while leaning on my bathtub the audience will think we're gay

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Animal Crossing: New Horizons is the ultimate customization game, allowing you to personalize your dream home with a wide variety of furniture and decorations.

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this just in: lolly gets distracted by her own shadow

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Mohtz on Society6

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Lmfaaooooo Norway just called the US a dusty ass bitch and they ain’t wrong

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actual disney princess josephine montilyet

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like the girls

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Oof still relative

You know that thing white ppl do when they try to open a hand fan the wrong way and they just don’t understand that unfolding a hand fan should NOT feel like that but they just KEEP GOING?

Yeah that’s my one fear

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Do your best, Daisy Mae!!!

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all jackets should have inside pockets its the best feature and everyone else needs to get on board. whats better than reaching inside ur jacket to retrieve Secret Objects from your Secret Pocket? nothing. nothing. youre gonna store your wallet and weapons and cool rocks you find in your outside pocket? where they can fall out?? where someone can swipe them? like an idiot? get inside pockets

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if he's your man then why'd he get caught in that imperial ambush same as that thief over there

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It’s Poe. You think– You think I– Yeah, you know better than me, right?! Yeah. Right. YOU PLAY POO, okay?!