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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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Mads Mikkelsen - Hannibal behind the scenes

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i know that “EW” is the actual acronym used for “extinct in the wild” but it’s really funny to imagine that this thumbnail is shaming this poor tiger

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i love the 😌 and 😔 emojis so much because they convey such specific emotions, but also those emotions are absolutely not "relieved" and "pensive"

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it's so interesting how blankets only have 4 corners until the very moment you try to untangle them because the stupid tag is in your face and suddenly they have an infinite amount of corners. anything is possible except for getting the blanket straightened out. what's that about.

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It’s bisexual visibility month. I need you to perceive this wizard for all that he’s got going on.

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they can't die god won't let them

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the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

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americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

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as someone who nearly died at 22 due to serious health issues, society's obsession with youth and hatred of the signs of aging really gargles my goyles. not everyone gets to grow old, it's such a privilege and yet we treat it like a disease, or a curse, something to avoid for as long as possible. truly it strangles the soul to witness

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sending your friends terrible tumblr posts is a love language

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testing out a new sketching brush with a little au. what if dead woman walking was instead 'dead woman has a nice time in maine. and is alive'

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Reblogging on your NSFW at 7am again, my liege?