I'm ✨ fantastic✨ but I'm sure not fantastic. 35/'what are you, a cop? I don't owe you anything!' Blank blogs blocked on sight.
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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
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mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly
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Too many bigoted men will shit on gays for being “against God” but then cheat on their wives like hello?? It’s Adam and Eve, not Adam and Eve and Abigail and Rebecca and Chloe and Bethany
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to everyone who took time to boop me yesterday i’m pregnant and it’s yours
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why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
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I already miss the boops it was fun watching my notifications turn into a tank of attention starved gay piranhas finally being fed
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Getting ahead of the curve.
looks like october is…. octover
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