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about bi han:

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

Yes. I like him.

Bonus: His grunts

("But Lorenzo he was almost dying-" I know but PLEASE HEAR ME OUT!?)

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me and the logan hoes 😭

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September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

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how I sound trying to explain my theory for how/why bi-han will be both sub-zero and noob simultaneously in the future

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omfg he has a crooked smile I'm actually gonna kms 😩😩

i love how goofy he looks. bro is literally like:

"hehe, i found my brother besties!!! 🤭"

"we can attack him at his wedding hehe 🤭🤭"

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The silver lining would be okay they buried Noob. That’s ok! he’s in the temple and can brought back and given a redemption arc… Nope! That fuck ass ladder ending proves these “writers” were all snorting lines. I don’t know anymore and I don’t care.

Just stop putting Bi-Han in these games if you’re going to treat his character like this. Noob is an even bigger aggressor and Bi-Han is stuck known as “Mr lol you’re adopted fuck you fuck everyone”. Stupid choices, stupid characters, stupid company, stupid writing.

anddddd Conan for a guest is the biggest waste of a guest slot…. just why??????????

Sonya not being on the main rooster and still no Jade💀💀💀

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Me to NR when I saw this shit:

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my poor pathetic meow meow

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Since NRS couldn't do it I got it into my own hands.

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no lube, no protection, every position possible, from dusk til dawn, from the bedroom to the kitchen table, from the bath tub to the shower, from the couch to the stairs, vertically and horizontally— we’re never stopping

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one thing about logan howlett— the man never does anything without his cigars! why does he make smoking so incredibly hot?

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Every fucking time NRS drops a new trailer they make it harder for me to defend bi-han 😔

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i have such an unhealthy attachment to logan howlett, he’s become my comfort character and i think about him 25/8!!!!! he’s taken over my life and im NOT mad about it bc how can i be when he looks and acts like that?? my grumpy, angry, sweet, sweet man ugh!!!!!!

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