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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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The whole XO kitty fandom if kitty and min-ho don’t end up together:

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enemies to lovers you will always be famous

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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

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“You should be at the club.” No, I should be at the scholastic book fair.

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penelope: i'll give you an annulment and free you from this marriage

colin:

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Streamers want to know why people don’t like starting new tv shows when they’ll cancel it after one season if it doesn’t immediately break a gazillion records OR they’ll let it run for just long enough you think you’re safe before forcing you to rush the ending and commit the most atrocious character assassination you’ve ever seen

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For those who watched my lady Jane after the bridgerton high, there's a petition to save the show for a s2 on change.org!!

chng.it/WQMM9wj2bF

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why don’t they just stop making tv shows because they clearly don’t want them anymore

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the mlj fandom @ amazon right now:

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“Oh boo hoo you shouldn’t ask your friends for favors we’re all adults”

I just spent three hours pulling up carpet and staples for a friend’s home renovation and we all did nothing but chat and joke and have wonderful conversation the whole time.

Helping somebody move or renovate or giving them a ride to the airport is functionally the same as going mini-golfing or playing a board game: it’s an activity that you do that is made more fun by having good company, and which provides something to talk about when the conversation lulls.

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damn it guys, i can't believe the umbrella academy ended with s3 in hotel oblivion where they all saved the world and went their seperate ways. gosh dang it.