chrysomaline

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A couple of beers and a pair of open ears would cheer this guy up

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ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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i call this one “nobody likes you when youre 23”

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i hate you forgiveness I hate you grace I hate you turning the other cheek I hate you being the better person I hate you "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" I love you revenge I love you justified violence I love you vengeance without moralizing about how you're "just as bad as the one who hurt you". shut the FUCK up and leave the forgiving to Christ. kill your rapist

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Hannibal 1.01 "Apéritif"

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Bug lady

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im never leaving this website this shit rules

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eepy seepy baby

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Hey Darling 🌹🩸🦷

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what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

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"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

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local bug experiences sensory feelings that arent hostile and has no clue how to act