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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself
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Just saw a post suggesting babies' behavior in the womb is affected by their astrological star signs, which apparently they are assigned before actually being born. The causality implications of this are nothing short of exhilarating
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man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit
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remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis
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tw: theft, body horror, facial disfigurement
Hee hoo I got your nose!🫰👃
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wyd if you unbutton your mans pants and discover that hes got the ginch gonch on.......
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Mmmm, here's something easy for today,, I woke up late, and I've run out of pre prepared ship content,,,
I think kamideku is such a cute rare pair, and I've been SO obsessed with them lately bc they actually have a lot in common, and they just work together so well.
One of the most common get-together tropes for them is study dates/sessions, which I love, bc deku is really smart, but also understanding abt adhd and whatnot, so it's a sweet thing for them to study together, and for kami to realize that deku hasn't once made a joke about him being stupid. In fact, deku mentions that he's *smart*? He doesn't understand it at first, but deku tells him that it's because he has a really good understanding of how things work; he's just not good at processing and translating thoughts onto paper properly. But since deku also has adhd, but more manageable, he helps him out.
Furthermore, they both have lightning. Technically. Deku's isn't like lightning lightning, but it has the appearance of it, ykwim?? I don't really know much about how to explain it, or what it actually is, if not lightning, but we all know what I'm talking about,,, I think,,, but imagine kami going "you have lightning too??" And they just kinda bond over how cool electricity quirks are even though Deku's isn't actually electricity. Most fics of them involve them gushing over pro heroes too which is so cute I love ittt
Since deku's closet is mostly just t shirts, shorts, jeans, and just really casual stuff, and kami's has a lot more nicer and alternative stuff, deku borrows his clothes sometimes. In the dorms, deku's has become a lot less all might themed (mainly bc I hate his room sm), and there's a lot more new wave/alternative 2000s elements, more similar to kami's. Kami has some new all might merch in his dorm. They also have shared spotify playlists.
I saw a post under the kamideku tag saying that his electricity would be really good for deku's joint pain, which I love sm, like, imagine them cuddling, and kami just sends little jolts out to soothe his pain??? Kami just gushes to every person imagineable abt how cool and strong and awesome his bf is, and deku gets flustered and tells him to stop. In that one episode, kami mentions something he shouldn't have ( possibly about stain? Not sure, tho), and deku says, "'Minari! ☹️😟" 😭😭😭
People really need to make more content of them. omg there's sm cute stuff on them, but not nearly enough!!!!
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say they will not figure this out and instead start making out.
That is the only ending I see happening
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Bill Miku...Biku
Batsune biku?? Hill mipher?? Shits crazy.
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