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OMG YOUR STYLE AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

These are also my first attempts to draw him. Now I know that part on top of his head Is like... Inside... His head. Not lying on top at all. Character study yeah :0)

Yes, I draw him with earrings hehehe they r quadrant shaped :^3

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Kaksjsjakakkaakka

glow up

extra: bald

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The Girls!

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don't even ask about it

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Eeeeeee

true BONERS will reblog 👊👊👊

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horny men exploding into one million pieces

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ZAAAAAAAMN

i peeled my boyfriend <33

LOOK AT HIS PUPPY DOG EYES HES SO HANDSOME I WANT HIM TO [DATA EXPUNGED]

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Fighting art block rn so trying out some older styles I've tried before for fun

(Semi study of @stealyourmeal 's style)

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I'm new to the community and I wanted to draw him soo bad, I got past some art block by getting inspired by some other artists here. (I am still not quite sure how I wanna stylize dude though...also I can never draw people consistently lol) I started playing postal 2 while my friend watched, we joked and stuff, then I played postal 1997 and loved the loading screen art/ambiance. This game series is a goldmine for shitposts or like, genuinely angsty art and I love that.

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practicing the first dude.

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hahahah "Rick" I like it I like it!

p1 hcs becuz I am normal abt characters 

-his real name is Rick but he prefers to go by Dude (I like to think that p2's name is Rick too but we aren't talking abt him rn) 

-in his 20s (like...26 or 28???) he looks older to some people though, if he even goes out

-has severe generalised anxiety disorder, PTSD, hypochondria, schizophrenia, social anxiety, and OCD 

- has Anthropophobia, Ataxophobia, Catagelophobia, Claustrophobia, Daemonophobia, and probably way more

-started to take medication at some point but eventually stopped because he thought they wouldn't work and make him more paranoid 

-he owns guns (A LOT of them) probably like, 25. he keeps them perfectly clean and safe, stocked up on his wall or in his panic room. (we'll get to that part soon) he'd probably have a collection of other weapons too, like a bunch of knives and axes (he also keeps them very clean, obsessively) 

-owns a little radio so he can listen to MTV, music that he's into, like Nickelback, KMFDM, Judas Priest, Oingo Boingo and Black Sabbath. helps him relax when he feels like he's really losing it. (he also tries to listen in on the feds, like if they're spying on him. he's that paranoid.)

-cuddles with champ often. especially when hes in bed. he loves that puppy as much as life itself (he'd kill for him) 

-gets sunspots when hes out in the sun for awhile 🌤

-smokes pot frequently. his house probably reeks of it, and so does he lets be real

-smoking too much of the pot can fuck him up, yet he doesn't stop. he doesn't know what else to do, and he doesn't trust doctors.

-fidgets alot. holds onto his cross when hes scared or in need of comfort. bites his nails too.

-has acne scars

-sensitive to bright lights (why he wears sunglasses all the time)

-gets sick really often. all the time. almost died during a few probably

-has shit posture 🦐

-breaks things when hes overwhelmed or angry

-has a bunker/panic room in his basement. keeps way more weapons down there, including MRE's and dog food as well. he thinks about the world coming to an end and so that's basically why he built it. 

-hardly ever leaves his house. feels like the government is going to come for him, so whenever he sees a black vehicle outside, like a van, he freaks the hell out. If he was going to go out and get the mail that day you can forget it. 

-cant hold down a job for long. Idk how this man even has a house (government probably gives him money) that is until he eventually gets evicted (hope this makes sense enough im sleepy)

-can't drive even though he took his learners as a teen. he just can't. makes him more nervous and unable to focus on a lot of things at once, so he either walks or takes the bus. 

-kids would often call him a demon or pull his hair. they thought he was a freak since he never liked to be around any of the other kids, he was always off in some corner or inside at recess, so he was sadly the target of their taunts. 

-his parents weren't redheads like him (recessive genes) so when he was born his mother thought he was the spawn of the devil. she never wanted anything to do with him, as did his dad, so P1 desperately tried everything to get their attention/approval, but nothing ever worked. he eventually left home when he turned 17. 

k thats mostly it ty for reading if u did eee

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doody doodz

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waaaaa. I have never drawn the one from part 1 before so I did this to practice, that's why I didn't put much detail into it...

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There is also one of the 3 hahahahqhqhqh I'm dying!! hahshsjaha

AOUGH, can you draw P3 Dude in a cute maid outfit too? :0

here he isss 🌸♥️✨

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YESSS! OMG I WAS SO EMBARRASSED WHEN I ASKED HIM THAT BUT SHE DID IT!

Can you draw the postal dude has a maid?

went with p2 hope that's alri-

whoopsie