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My grandparents own a 4-story townhouse but actually they own 2 4-story townhouses that are immediately side-by-side and they knocked out a hole between them on the first floor. What this means is at any given moment you can be in the wrong house.

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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

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kids these days have it so easy. not only do all actors ship the gay ships they’re part of, some of them ship them even harder than the fans do. back in my day we got hatecrimed by jensen ackles at fan conventions.

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babe wake up new none pizza with left beef just dropped

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My beetles keep stacking on each other and NO they aren’t fucking

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Odysseus' last words to Poseidon

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when you're reading smut and that middle aged man has a little too much stamina

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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I’ll never forget the time I was sitting with this guy, nice kid, didn’t know him well, I think we must have had a bottle of wine or some questionable hashish or something, and in response to an awkward silence I just started talking and ended up going on a long meandering rant about how ugly American robins are. I’m talking a full monologue. I had an intro and conclusion. It was pointlessly vehement. I have never been so mean or loquacious about anything in my life.

Consider my horror when this perfectly nice guy wordlessly lifted his shirt to reveal a full-torso prismacolor tattoo of his spiritual soul animal, the American robin.

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i wanna try an experiment

reblog for sample size pls thx

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Only day you can reblog this