REAL problems in the life of a maiden of the lord :))))
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"hahahA I think I'm going to create a girl w/ a perf sense of humor and hilarious posts and gr8 ways to deal with anon hate" -what jesus said when he was creating you (love your blog btw its legit)
thanks for acknowledging greatness 💅🏽
no this message definitely isn’t from 7 years ago
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You don't hate gay people right?
uhm where u would get that idea from???
definitely not me when i see a gay
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How would you react if someone hid all of the bibles you have in your house, and put introductory science textbooks in their place? Just curious..
you think i know how to read???
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*whispers* Ave dominus enim noster diabolus
hello?? i’m calling the god police
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I’m out of holy water, do you have any I can use?
i only have spit right now i’m sorry
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Not even 10 seconds on ur blog and I'm following so hard ahahahahah
thanks i never post anymore
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pls tell god to strike me down already ive been sinning since age 10
wow i have a LIFE go tell god URSELF
lmao jk i’ll put in a good word for u
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Do you believe all gay people are going to hell?
i guess im going to hell
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Really? “All that sh*t” I thought you were a Christian. First of all that’s not how a very godly person would respond. And second, that’s straight out of the Bible. If that’s what you call sh*t then how dare you call yourself a Christian! That honestly makes me sick.
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Ok hold up tho! Getting a divorce does not automatically sentence people to hell. Yeah, I’m sure that it upsets God and it certainly isn’t what he intended for us. But God is forgiving and understanding. King David literally committed adultery and then killed the woman’s husband to cover it up. If he can still be considered a man after God’s own heart, a couple who got divorced for whatever reason can still love God. Salvation is not based upon our actions, but rather our devotion to his word
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We need more posts .-.
guess what y'all im back
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*Knocks on door* hello young ladhy i am here to tell you about Satan our lord and god can i come in
uh
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