chrislapdog

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I’m movie lovers🎬🎞️🎥

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is anyone else in love with kiyomi’s youtube channelll??? her and micah are so cute suni’s adorable and kiyomi is the coolest girl ever omg

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is this a safe space?

the crow 2024

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JARED MCCAIN IS SO FINE BRO

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guys i need this man so bad i can’t do this anymore

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just wanted everyone to know i just fucked a guy who looked exactly like matt sturniolo and now hes buying my a dandy sweatshirt 🎀🎀

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Ppl calling Art a innocent baby are COMPLETELY ignoring how much a snake and a fucking manipulator he is when he wants to. The sudden ego he had in the sauna scene is CRAZY, LIKE, DID HE STUTTER?? He didn't even hesitate to say how much he thinks Pat is shit compared to him, I WAS GAGGED. 😭

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NO THE FUCK HE DID NOT

bro i’m creaming on it, my juices are gonna be all over it, his dick finna be limp when i’m done oms. I need it abusing my hole, tearing my pussy up, doing it front back and side, till our liquids can fill a bathtub

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🗣🗣🗣

y'all if i see one more mf on tiktok literally whining about matt having anxiety, i'ma lose my fucking mind...

like he's hella open about it. if you couldn't deal with him being anxious, why the fuck did you pay to see him?

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HELPPP WHY ARE PPL SHITTING ON MATT BC HES SHOWING THE ANXIETY HE ALWAYS SAID HE HAD 😭😭

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sooooo magical 👩‍🦽

this is what yallz fuckass fics look like.

im gonna tickle you

-ms,cs x reader-

(part two maybe?)

you were sitting dzewn on the couch at your friend CHRIS house, when matt suddenly came by and said..

-hey babycakes

-i-i-i- WOOF WOOF MHHH🥹 i- IM SO SORRY DADDY- MATT. IM SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO-

-its okay shuga jus let me rub on dat pusieee

-no please-

-what daddy wants, daddy gets. now c’mere.

chris walks in to the living room

-hey mannnn i jus smoked sum dope ass shit ykyk im like sooo high rn. why are you touching y/n magical spot. only i get to do that. grrrr

-s-sowwy papi- may-maybe next time?

-nah

matt starts tickling you and you cant help but pee yourself. he now decides its time to get the rose toy.

-plees dont! bae stop him!

-dw im getting your bitchass outta here.

he flies your ass to bahamas last minute. matts crying and doing pushups on the floor now. great. you should go kys.

-hey ily

-same omg we twinnem

-stfu hoe before i bust in your face

thats all i have for today lovies i hope you enjoyed <3 should i make a pt 2? cause this was rlly interesting!🥹

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Lorenzo Zurzolo, La Storia (2024)

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ur always so real

I NEED TO GO TO PARIS IMMEDIATELY

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2 man but my friend died 😆😆

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I feel like chris would be the type of boyfriend to barge in the bathroom while you’re doing your skincare and just pee right in front of you, then kiss your cheek as hes leaving. Like i know thats normal for couples but i feel like matt would probably give you your space and wait, whereas chris would have like no boundaries

You don’t understand how much i LOVE that and how much i LOVE that you said this. Like im actually giggling at my phone like a school girl and kicking my fucking feet for the first time at an ask EVER THIS IS SO ACCURATE AND SO TRUE AND I WANT TGIS SO BADLY😭😭😭WHY DO I LOVE THAT

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all y’all after eating up all the vile, freaky, filthy, sexual things I say abt chris nd matt:

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Are black people still on tumblr?? Reblog so I can follow✨🤎🖤