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|| th3 n3#4r1☆uzzz zzzqu1d ||

|| (zzzt☆l3 my zzz1zzzt3rzzz humuzzz) ||

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|| lm4☆ ; l☆l 3v3n ||

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hatsuu nemiku above what the hell happened here

did he just fucking blow up his palmhusk.

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did he just fucking blow up his palmhusk.

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|| lm4oooo ; cor3llon 1s #uck1ng ZZZ33TH1NG ; who3v3r p1zzzzzz3d h1m o## th1zzz b4d you 4r3 4 d4mn h3ro ||

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I've come to make an announcement: Arenttesk Carino is a bitch-ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking [ ]. That's right. She took her lawyer fuckin' quilly dick out and she pissed on my FUCKING [ ], and she said her dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Arenttesk Carino, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. She fucked my [ ], so guess what, I'm gonna fuck alternia. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on alternia. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, HIC? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit alternia, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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|| ... ; zzz☆rry. ||

👁️YO-Ou wO-Ould think that, 👁️with hO-Ow… 👁️M:3, 👁️I am, 👁️I wO-Ouldn't b:3 a anc:3stO-Or tO-O sO-Om:3wO-On:3. 👁️But n:3▽:3rth:3l:3ss, 👁️I am sitting in frO-Ont O-Of my d:3sc:3ndant, 👁️At furcking trO-Oll T:3xas RO-OadhO-Ous:3. 👁️HO-Ow th:3 furck did my lif:3 cO-Om:3 tO-O this.

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|| ☆h sh1t y☆u g☆t 3ct☆b1☆-l☆☆p3d? ; 1 4m zzz☆ #uck1ng zzz☆rry 3ct☆b1☆ zzzuckzzz ||

👁️YO-Ou wO-Ould think that, 👁️with hO-Ow… 👁️M:3, 👁️I am, 👁️I wO-Ouldn't b:3 a anc:3stO-Or tO-O sO-Om:3wO-On:3. 👁️But n:3▽:3rth:3l:3ss, 👁️I am sitting in frO-Ont O-Of my d:3sc:3ndant, 👁️At furcking trO-Oll T:3xas RO-OadhO-Ous:3. 👁️HO-Ow th:3 furck did my lif:3 cO-Om:3 tO-O this.

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|| t1m3 1zzz f4k3 h☆p3 th4t h3lpzzz ||

👁️YO-Ou wO-Ould think that, 👁️with hO-Ow… 👁️M:3, 👁️I am, 👁️I wO-Ouldn't b:3 a anc:3stO-Or tO-O sO-Om:3wO-On:3. 👁️But n:3▽:3rth:3l:3ss, 👁️I am sitting in frO-Ont O-Of my d:3sc:3ndant, 👁️At furcking trO-Oll T:3xas RO-OadhO-Ous:3. 👁️HO-Ow th:3 furck did my lif:3 cO-Om:3 tO-O this.

[chr0m4t1c4bb3r4t10n]

|| th3y juzzzt zzzp4wn3d ; h☆p3 th4t h3lp3d ; :3 ||

👁️YO-Ou wO-Ould think that, 👁️with hO-Ow… 👁️M:3, 👁️I am, 👁️I wO-Ouldn't b:3 a anc:3stO-Or tO-O sO-Om:3wO-On:3. 👁️But n:3▽:3rth:3l:3ss, 👁️I am sitting in frO-Ont O-Of my d:3sc:3ndant, 👁️At furcking trO-Oll T:3xas RO-OadhO-Ous:3. 👁️HO-Ow th:3 furck did my lif:3 cO-Om:3 tO-O this.

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|| 1tzzz 4n 3xp3r13nc3 ; 1zzznt 1t? ||

|| 1 d☆nt th1nk 1 h4v3 4ny d3c3nd4ntzzz / 4nc3zzzt☆rzzz b3c4uzzz3 1 d☆nt h4v3 ; l1k3 ; dn4 ; ☆r r34lly 4ny phyzzzic4l1ty m☆zzzt ☆# th3 t1m3 ||

|| but 4t th3 zzz4m3 t1m3 ; 1 *th1nk* th4t t3t☆zzz d4nc3zzzt☆r ; (4nd h3nc3 b☆th d3c3nd4nt 4nd 4nc3zzzt☆r) ; t3chn1c4lly c☆unt 4zzz m1n3 4lzzz☆? ||

|| ☆h w41t 3w n3v3rm1nd th4t m4k3zzz m3 r3l4t3d t☆ c☆r3ll☆n ; zzz☆rry d☆nn4h y☆ur3 d1zzz☆wn3d ||

👁️YO-Ou wO-Ould think that, 👁️with hO-Ow… 👁️M:3, 👁️I am, 👁️I wO-Ouldn't b:3 a anc:3stO-Or tO-O sO-Om:3wO-On:3. 👁️But n:3▽:3rth:3l:3ss, 👁️I am sitting in frO-Ont O-Of my d:3sc:3ndant, 👁️At furcking trO-Oll T:3xas RO-OadhO-Ous:3. 👁️HO-Ow th:3 furck did my lif:3 cO-Om:3 tO-O this.

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|| 1 4m b31ng zzz☆ #uck1ng br4v3 ch4t ; (r3#r41n1ng #r☆m b31ng m34n t☆ zzz☆m3☆n3 ☆n th4 1nt3rn3t) ||

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|| 1 w1zzzh 4nr1 4ctu4lly k1ll3d m3. ||

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|| m☆n1k4 1zzz d☆1ng zzz☆m3th1ng zzztup1d 1 c4n #33l 1t 1n my n☆n 3x1zzzt3nt b☆n3zzz ||

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|| or m4yb3 zzzh3 juzzzt do3zzznt l1k3 you ||

why-are-you-arguing-with-a-child?-lol?

ANNOYED: because I keep getting yelled at by one?

[chr0m4t1c4bb3r4t10n]

|| 4zzz 4 h1gh3r l3v3l g☆d th4n c4mbr14n 1zzz p3rzzz☆n4lly my #4v☆ur1t3 #☆☆d 1zzz b4tt3ry 4c1d zzzp4gh3tt1 <3 ; 1 th1nk y☆u m4y 4ctu4lly juzzzt n☆t kn☆w th3m 4t 4ll ||

:( you aren7 really da7ing 7ha7 fish, righ7? you s7ill in yuri wi7h xixula, righ7? i7s jus7 a prank? :(

CAMBRIAN: from what I’ve gathered from my sources (Artesk investigating for me), the fish is from the future and the universe explicitly tasked them to irritate me. I am most certainly NOT dating them, nor in any way interested.

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|| y☆u 4r3 4 #uck1ng cr33p ||

:( you aren7 really da7ing 7ha7 fish, righ7? you s7ill in yuri wi7h xixula, righ7? i7s jus7 a prank? :(

CAMBRIAN: from what I’ve gathered from my sources (Artesk investigating for me), the fish is from the future and the universe explicitly tasked them to irritate me. I am most certainly NOT dating them, nor in any way interested.