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if my pitched-down, chopped-up remix of the wii shop channel theme gets stuck in ur head as much as the original gets stuck in mine, then i’ve accomplished my goal. if not then fuck u

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respect ur ancestors

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@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

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maybe it’s a life crisis, maybe it’s a mental breakdown, maybe it’s bc i’m horny for slashers to gut me while they fuck me

we’ll never know

also i’m getting my tongue pierced and starting a new ask/imagine/fanfic blog but for slashers bc fuck college and fuck people

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why can’t MY life be a 50k slow burn friends to lovers fic

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I’m not crying you are

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see you space cowboy

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH GUYS GUESS WHO CAME OUT TO THEIR MOM 

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Venom But With Hannibal Dialogue

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First look at DC Universe’s SWAMP THING (2019–)

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If we’re mutuals you can ALWAYS float screaming through the halls of my home like a wraith

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my masculinity and femininity cooperating instead of fighting against each other

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people who leave their phones set to military time are fuckin war criminals how do you look at 16:05 and go wow i can understand that . fucking bootlickers whats next? you gonna go join the army??recruit me?