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Why didn't MC just seduce Ethan instead of being the foolish brave heart that they are? One kiss and he'd have admitted the patient without a single whimper 🤦🏻‍♀️

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That's all I ever wanted...

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON I—

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LIAM CALLED DRAKE BROTHER AFTER CONGRATULATING HIM IM—

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Okay so like, we know Bradshaw and Isabella are shady af for doing this and I’m sure we’ll find a way to free our baby from marrying one of their demon spawn, but they HAVE to be red herrings. They’re shady but they’re upfront with what they want. Something else is stirring and I don’t like what this means for our kid.

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Guess I’m gonna steal Madeleine’s man for a THIRD time

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So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

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Today in a nutshell:

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Today summed up best

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Trr: Will you fall for the prince or someone else? ;)

Me at first: Ha of course im gonna choose the prince

Me, after meeting Drake: Shit

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nice to see that at least we’re all in agreement about bb mc in book 3 being the sexiest bitch on the app rn

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Narrator: But that was a fucking lie

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Nightbound’s diamond scene as a gif

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The fact that Ethan and MC went from going at each other’s throats to screwing each other makes the scene even hotter.

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Step 1: We save Banerji’s ass.

Step 2: Banerji saves our ass.

Step 3: We beat Landry’s ass.