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*a single letter falls down from the roof. a seal unlike anything yan has ever seen. inside the letter is a simple message. 3 lines*

"This is not a prescript."

"i implore you to heed these words anyways"

"learn the cost of freedom, and accept it."

[YAN reads the last line to himself again. And again. And again.]

…whoever wrote this certainly has some merit.

[He folds up the note and slips it into his pocket.]

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⚓️fuckin

⚓️wops

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There he go

gummy lamas

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[A prescript appears in your mouth sticking slightly out like a pull tab. If it were to be read it would say "leave your house at 9 am tomorrow and stand at an intersection 5 blocks away due west. When someone waves 7 times with their left hand from the east, follow them to their house and do whatever they ask for the next 24 hours"]

[YAN pulls the saliva-drenched prescript out of his mouth.]

…is this how we’re delivering these now? I don’t think this is productive at all.

[The ink on the prescript is too runny to read at this point. It falls apart in his hands, sadly.]

Oh well. It probably happened for a reason, anyway.

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Hands you a prescript that says "smile genuinely without forcing it"

[YAN looks pensive for a moment, before smiling.]

Apparently thinking about small animals is a good way to cheer myself up. Bunnies are a common thought in this vein.

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hands you a prescript that says "do a flip"

Oh dear. I do not believe I am acrobatic enough to fulfill this Prescript. However, I can certainly try.

[YAN stands up on a nearby dumpster and attempts to do a flip, somehow managing to get a full turn in and landing on his butt.]

Hm. You learn something new every day, I suppose.

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Oh dear, it appears I have neglected this blog somewhat. I do apologize, life has been metaphorically defenestrating me as of late. Here is a cute image to make up for it. I have heard many are fond of this one.

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Well, I suppose it is. I simply wouldn’t know where to start. Love of foodstuffs is foreign to me.

hands you a tomato

Er…thank you. Might I ask what the purpose of this tomato is?

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Thank you. I still do not know the intention of these tomatoes, however I shall make use of them. Perhaps a few BLT sandwiches.

hands you a tomato

Er…thank you. Might I ask what the purpose of this tomato is?

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No, I don’t believe that was the intent.

hands you a tomato

Er…thank you. Might I ask what the purpose of this tomato is?

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Hello my child. This mind is not your own... You've been tossed around by threads of a marionette you have knotted around yourself. You have no control and yet you should not despair! That lack of control means you have no guilt as someone who purely exists to execute the will of the city. Those strings that bind you set you free my child! Embrace it.

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The City will tie me down no longer. I may not yet know exactly what to do, but I will find it. Please leave my home.

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According to a brief bout of research, it appears that many parts of the world are descending into disarray. I sincerely hope it clears up soon.

There's been a massive spike in distortions over the past two days. We're talking exponential here.

I'm not complaining but like, what's going on down there...

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what a shame, oh well

more bees for me

(the anon leaves, crunching on the bees in their mouth)

…Are you quite alright? Those can’t be comfortable, or tasty for that matter.

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would you like bees?

Bees? No, I don’t believe that would be pleasant…

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hands you a tomato

Er…thank you. Might I ask what the purpose of this tomato is?

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takes the lollipop and pops it in my mouth

Mmm~ the smallest joys in life can be the most beautiful. It is a pleasure to cross paths with you, dear. I unfortunately did not bring any snacks with me, however your kindness will not go unnoticed.

I don't think I've met you, but you look familiar.

... I have heard of you, I think.

[The teenager shoves his hands in his pockets.]

. . .

[He starts to rummage in said pockets,

producing a --]

You, uh, want a lollipop? I don't think they're super common these days.

[He holds up a handful of various fruit-flavored lollipops.]

Sorry. You just kind of look like you need a pick-me-up.

( @the-sephirah-who-lived )

Thank you, young man. A lollipop would be rather nice. Do you have orange, perhaps? Something about orange flavored treats is rather soothing to me.

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I don't think I've met you, but you look familiar.

... I have heard of you, I think.

[The teenager shoves his hands in his pockets.]

. . .

[He starts to rummage in said pockets,

producing a --]

You, uh, want a lollipop? I don't think they're super common these days.

[He holds up a handful of various fruit-flavored lollipops.]

Sorry. You just kind of look like you need a pick-me-up.

( @the-sephirah-who-lived )

Thank you, young man. A lollipop would be rather nice. Do you have orange, perhaps? Something about orange flavored treats is rather soothing to me.