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giggling at the thought of will starting the italian course on duolingo like an hour after he found out nico is italian
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leo: hey percy, what goes through your mind when you control water?
percy: uh, i don’t know. i don’t really think about it. i just do it. you know?
leo: but like, how do you tell it what to do?
percy: i don’t tell it what to do. it just does what i want. i don’t really think it. i feel it.
leo: so like bluetooth
percy: huh?
leo: you bluetooth connect to the ocean
annabeth, putting her book down: leo, Poseidon himself does not bluetooth connect to the ocean. he embodies the ocean. he is the ocean. when poseidon is calm, the ocean is calm. when poseidon is angry, the ocean is angry. because they are both the ocean in different forms. so being poseidon’s son, the ocean is part of percy. it’s the same as when he moves his arms and legs. it’s like another limb, so he doesn’t have to think about controlling it. that’s why water reacts when he’s scared or angry. it’s his reflexes. water is part of him.
leo: so… like icloud
annabeth: that doesn’t even make sen-
percy: yes
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“With great power, comes great need to take a nap, wake me up later”
—Nico Di Angelo
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Percy to Annabeth: Lmao get loved loser, get absolutely fucking treasured
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Percy to Annabeth: I hope they put our names next to each other on the government watchlist
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Will introducing Nico to different cuisines: This is shrimp fried rice
Nico in awe: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice??
Percy in the kitchen commanding the shrimps: keep at it boys
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Kayla, showing a new Apollo camper around the cabin while Will is on duty in the infirmary:
...so this is your bed over here-
*pats bed*
-make yourself at home, and this-
*pats Nico's head, who is dozing on a beanbag*
-this is our pet Spawn of Satan, but don't worry! Will has had him de-clawed-
Nico, without moving: I'll kill you Kayla, I swear to god.
Kayla: -but he's still working on socialising him.
Nico: They'll never find the body Kayla, I'm dead serious. I know places.
Camper: ....man you guys are weird
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the seven are so funny theyre literally just: abandoned by dad, neglected by dad, dead mom, dead mom, abandoned by dead mom, neglected by dead mom, and percy
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live by the sword die by the sword. sleep by the sword. eat by the sword. fuck by th
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trying to figure out if people are drawing Will Solace, new Percy, or occasionally Jason Grace is becoming a real challenge
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jason being a great listener saga continues with nico showing him his mythomagic cards🤲🏻
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Nico is the type of person to say “you’re so fucking American” in the most condescending way possible I can’t even explain it
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