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also sidenote i forgot the second ask was from another person so reading the two sent me into hysterics

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Adaptador hdmi para ver la imagen más fluida

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I’m obsessed with dogs eating watermelons

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“I’ll kill you” is a valid way of flirting with me

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whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

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me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

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um. cut him in half

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Change can be good, but it can also be for the worse. Sitting in your funny little chair, at your funny little table, eating your slightly overcooked whatever. Another nameless day goes by and you have done nothing. You moved to this city thinking you would change, be different. Make all the right decisions that you see on TV and movies where the main character spans a beautiful redemption arc. You sit there and you think, “damn, I really need to wash the sheets tonight”. You don’t wash the sheets, do you? You sit there in your stink and think about how much better things were years ago. Not letting the creeping worm travel too close your cerebrum because the only thing worse than what’s happening now is what could be happening. You fix the shingles on your roof while the rest of the house burns to the ground.

Just be sure the change you make will be for better or worse. Or else you’re gonna sit there at the dinner table and think about brain-worms.

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I saw this post about death’s head hawkmoths looking like they have abs so I did… the obvious thing and made a buff goth moth

he’s the lead vocalist for a noise band and gives excellent hugs

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