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I learned in a Latin Studies class (with a chill white dude professor) that when the Europeans first saw Aztec cities they were stunned by the grid. The Aztecs had city planning and that there was no rational lay out to European cities at the time. No organization.

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We lived through the very narrow window in all of history where people had to worry about their cell phones getting wet.

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okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

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Instead of kissing at midnight on December 31st, we should do group hugs. The last thing people should feel going into the new year is alone.

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October 7, 2007 - That time when 16 year old Jamie Lynn told a LA resident to ‘move the fuck out’ after the woman said that Britney was not wanted in the neighborhood

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Avatar: The Last Airbender — First & Last Lines → inspired by (x)

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“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

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Squat Magic 

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“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

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me: hey can you make dopamine and serotonin

my brain:

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me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

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college kids be like…

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New Year’s Eve 2017 will be the only day when every adult was born in the 1900’s, and every minor was born in the 2000’s.

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Y’all: “Billy wasn’t really racist!!! He was just being really protective of Max and didn’t want Lucas to hurt her!!!!!!!!!!!!  That’s why he attacked Lucas and Steve!!!!!!!!”

Me: 

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@markiplier asked so HERE IT IS: THE EVOLUTION OF POTATOPLIER

Evolution 1: TATERTOTPLIER

Evolution 2: GODTATOPLIER

Evolution 3: PURPLETATOPLIER

Evolution 4: MAXIMUM POTATOPLIER

((I hope you’re happy, ya darn heckin’ goof))

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It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:

It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.