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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

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yeah sorry that’s a load bearing green neck ribbon. it’s up to you boss i mean take it off if you want but it’s very much a structural necessity.

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if i was an oyster at the bottom of the sea i would be making pearls bigger and better than all the other bitches i just know it i could rock those suckers with my creative interior

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i mean i went to the beach that makes you old and im still the same age. down to the minute actually. it’s kind of creepy but i also found this cool horseshoe crab that gets uglier when i sin

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Our grocery store has a Perishable Manager and a Non-Perishable Manager and I know it’s talking about the departments they oversee but really it seems like Seth may be mortal but David will never die

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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

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its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three

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i do think that its an interesting character trait how through both series, Saul never uses his lightning abilities, even when his life is in danger.

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beasts covered in mud.. Well yes

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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a grenade is a small easily startled animal

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Obsessed with the wording here

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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality