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sometimes i remember i exist and i’m just like oh fuck

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So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

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FOR PARENTS OF YOUNG KIDS IN THE US!

Someone over on bluesky posted this and I figured I'd better repost it here. It's the pre-RFK 2025 vaccination schedule for babies and young children, ya know, just in case it mysteriously disappears. Save this and give it to your child's pediatrician; tell them this is the schedule you want your child on.

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doomed siblings

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the "people in real life: hey how's it going" meme is incredible because when it hits it hits so well and really strips down meaningless discourse that doesn't matter to the clown show it is but every now and then someone adds it to a real thing that people definitely are talking about in real life, so instead that person shows their whole ass in how much of a unaware bubble they live in (and the arrogance to assume anything that doesn't affect them personally doesn't exist) so even when it misses it hits. just hits the person who wields it.

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Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

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i love you act 5 siffrin

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no no no

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I really like ultrakill heh...

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obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

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i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

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@always-almost-always

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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You're stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.

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in my heart of hearts i do truly believe that if mdp is in any way extant postcanon its as one of those hallucinations that they get so used to it just becomes mundane

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do you fucking need something

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i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob