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Shoelaces

Spiders Georg

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

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keep seeing Temu ads on here so just to share cause idk if people are widely aware

EDIT TO ADD: here’s a snopes article some lovely people have been reblogging with. imo it essentially confirms the claims made above but always do your own research and decide for yourself - i’m just a person in the internet. ALSO just to clarify i absolutely do not support or participate in sinophobia - the app could be from the moon for all i care i shared to make people aware of its aggressive data mining (something which apps from all countries can and have been guilty of)

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This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.

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DEPLOY THE KREATUR

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Late 90s Vibes

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This is what happens when I talk to my cats through the camera my family has set up on them

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AND THE ALL TIME RWBY FICTIVE BRACKET ULTIMATE CHAMPION IS...

PENNY!!!!

Penny is the ultimate winner of the entire bracket! This means she will receive a special, personalized trophy made to her exact specifications and a matching crown in innerworld!

Words from our champ:

Hello and salutations, friends! I am exceptionally honored that I have been chosen as the champion of the entire RWBY Fictive bracket! I would like to thank everyone who voted for me, cheered me on, and supported me in this endeavor! I could not have made it here without you!

I would also like to commend my rival in the finals, Strawberry. He did a very good job making it all the way here as well! It is nice to see that many people like him!

All that being said, yay! I won! I'm so very happy and excited!

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Propaganda for Ruby 🍓(By Ruby 🍪)

He's Ruby!!!

Cool hair even if it's backwards!

Swag!!!

Loved by so many even though he's an asshole! (Because he deserves love)

He IS an asshole (but like a nice one?)

In-sys protector!

His Cressy changes colors to match which Fruit Cake is fronting! SO COOL!

GNC AF

Propaganda for Penny (By Ruby 🍪)

She's Penny!!!

So sweet and helpful and kind!

She's a dragon faunus android!!! WOAG! (I installed those mods!)

She can build whatever you want in innerworld!

She can also give you whatever item you want too!

In-sys architect!

She blew a hole in the moon! (Because I asked her to)

Everyone loves Penny so many and she deserves all of the love!

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i like how most usernames on discord are already taken so you end up having to put numbers at the end of your name anyway. if only there was already a system in place that allowed people to have the same name but there was something to differentiate them like number discriminators

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melatonin

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Propaganda for Ruby 🍓(By Ruby 🍪)

He's Ruby!!!

Cool hair even if it's backwards!

Swag!!!

Loved by so many even though he's an asshole! (Because he deserves love)

He IS an asshole (but like a nice one?)

In-sys protector!

His Cressy changes colors to match which Fruit Cake is fronting! SO COOL!

GNC AF

Propaganda for Penny (By Ruby 🍪)

She's Penny!!!

So sweet and helpful and kind!

She's a dragon faunus android!!! WOAG! (I installed those mods!)

She can build whatever you want in innerworld!

She can also give you whatever item you want too!

In-sys architect!

She blew a hole in the moon! (Because I asked her to)

Everyone loves Penny so many and she deserves all of the love!

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The stinkiest man alive

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Ruby 🍓 Yo, what's up. It's me, the sexiest motherfucker alive, Strawberry Ruby. I'm a tiger faunus, an ex-mercenary, a yandere freakshow (positive), a crack shot sniper and a cismale objectum lesbian. I'm the core/host of the Fruit Cake Collective (FCC), a median-type subsystem consisting of 7 other me's who are all different colors. If you don't see the reason why you should vote for me, then I don't know what to tell you except maybe see an optometrist. ❤️

Blake 🥃 Hi, I'm Blake Belladonna. I'm twenty-three years old and I'm a non-canon fictive from a modern band AU fanfic. I play bass in my band called Grimm Sisters. Ruby 🎸 is our lead guitarist and composer, plus a bunch of other stuff, Weiss 🎼 is our lead singer and she's also our sound engineer. Yang is in our partner system and she plays drums and helps me write lyrics. I'm also a law school drop out. You should vote for me because I'm a cat faunus even though I wasn't in my source and I'm hot as fuck.

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*old hillbilly with long beard voice* they bout done tore my pussy UP

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A woman whose epilepsy was greatly improved by an experimental brain implant was devastated when, just two years after getting it, she was forced to have it removed due to the company that made it going bankrupt.