Yo! Call me Alex! I’m 19 He/him/it/its/they/themI love Hannibal, Resident Evil Village, Creepypasta/Slenderverse, Team Fortress Two, Stardew Valley, mythology, Wolf Creek, and fuzzy socksI say love more like I’m forever stuck as an edgelord
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
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you either die a blogger who answers every bad faith criticism or maladaptively oversensitive misunderstanding with earnest explanation or you live long enough to become the sort of person who replies to shit with “yes, I think every cat and every person who likes cats should die immediately, that’s exactly the conclusion you should be drawing from what I said”
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Watch: President Jimmy Carter tells Oprah America is no longer a democracy, it’s an oligarchy — and he’s not wrong.
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I have never been to vidcon 😅
markiplier big naturals
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HEY THATS ON MY TOWEL!!!!!
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Whats the inverse of that 'you like waffles so that means you hate pancakes' tweet
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you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man
I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it
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I LOVE BEING A COG IN THE CORPERATE MACHINE! I HOPE THEY BURY ME IN THE ELEVEN HERBS AND SPICES! SOMEONE KENTUCKY FRIED FUCKING KILL ME!
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You wanna know what House MD is about?
Sure, I could give you a deep and extremely intense and intimate psychoanalysis and overall analsys of House MD from both a queer lense and a lense of mental health experience.
However, I could also give you:
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