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Hey can I have epic gay sex with your sister?
HWAT UOU LIKE GIRLS?/?-?/?? wait. MY SISTER?????!????????;?(?(?(?(???
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soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'
I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
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i hated that "all men think about is the Roman empire" meme bc like, literally all of the Latinists I know are women who talk about Roman senators like they're members of a boy band.
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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.
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u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier
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splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right
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