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It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still
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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow
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(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH
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DON’T YOU REALIZE OUR BODIES COULD FALL APART AT ANY SECOND?
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happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month
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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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*thunder crackling*
THOU ART LISTENING TO
*fireball explosion*
102.3
*bubbling cauldron*
REAL WIZARDS FM
*shimmering mana crystal*
WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS
*wololo*
THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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do you think the vengeful spirits of eight american monkeys that blew up in space ever haunt everyone who's obsessed with laika. because i would if i didn't get even one shitty poem
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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The Blood Sword isn't going to solve all of you problems, you must trust me on this
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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.
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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
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