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fantasizing about my imaginary elf boyfriend who is like 2345 years old but looks like 25
him: do you mind the age difference?
Me: I��ve always liked older men, so, no.
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Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him
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Creators: INTRODUCING A BRAND NEW FANTASY WORLD The world: [Medieval European setting with knights and castles. Elves live in the forest. Dwarves yelling and drinking. Orcs just green and angry. Dragons. Boob armour.]
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sorry guys, my personality is dark crystal age of resistance now
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oh to be a 12-going-on-13 year old kid living in the pacific northwest sent to live at my great uncle’s house with my equally quirky twin in a small town where nothing is as it seems for the summer as i face monsters, cryptids, and the fear of growing up
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