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Western Cheese and Giant Pepper, are they besties? XD

I don't think so

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It's kinda annoying whenever people write an hc list and Pepperman's hc is a shallow/obvious one and it ends with "(duh)"

He's the most creative character and people aren't treating him with the same creativity??

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IM SCREAMING THIS IS ACTUALLY SO DILECTIBAL I LOVE THIS SM AAAHHH

Pepperman from Rot AU (@oddpizza)

I wanted to make it in color, honestly, but I changed my mind and left it in black and white with red details (it's even better), and... I'll be honest with you, I HATE detail, and there's a lot of it here. But to be honest, I was pleased to draw him because of the body horror theme. But by the way, this Pepperman will not be alone in this topic, so expect more like this. In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this...miracle✨️. Author, I hope you are not offended by me because I did not color your Pepperman :").

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hey guys, long time no post. staying true to my name, i made something...suggestive 👀

minors stay away, go do your homework

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we are so fucking back(lies?)

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Hello PT fandom

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Pascalpascalpascalpascalpascalpascal and Phil

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More details on Bizarre Tower

Sorry I got lazy on drawing the stands, I'm very tired, I need to touch grass.

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Pizza Tower ASMR

(and also Antonblast ASMR.)

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The people have spoken part 2 (true)

part 1

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There has been a pepperman art drought, so I'm here to fix that djshfsjnd

I can't believe I've been drawing him for a year where did the time go-

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Pesterman!

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guys gen alpha ruined my favorite yuri couple from pizza tower😭

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I like giving Phil even more living art sksksksk

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FINALLY SOMETHING PEPPERMAN RELATED THAT ISNT AN AU IM BEING FED

peppergyatt

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Normalize drawing your sona as albums you like

(i dont support msi btw i just like the music)

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baby girl.... daddys home...

Is it just me or do u just say something like Merp or meow whenever the convo gets to quiet?

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Me when Pepperman x Reader fanfics

Colors of Obstinacy

You're supposed to meet your boyfriend in the nearby city. Which you hate visiting, mind you. Unfortunately you end up waiting too long and you have to search for him. When you find him you're less than pleased.

The bustling city streets were alive with the sounds of honking horns, vehicles whirring by, and chatter from pedestrians. Your eyes scanned down yet another alleyway with a frown. 

Upon seeing another empty alley a low sigh escaped your lips, once again not finding what, or rather, who you were searching for. 

You directed your attention back towards the sprawling street before begrudgingly continuing through the city. 

After this trip you were going to talk to Phil about more local options. This place was a nightmare to navigate. A car alarm began to blare in the distance making you grit your teeth. The sound bounced off the buildings only to be amplified, in turn worsening your growing headache. On second thought, no, this place was a nightmare in general. 

Tall buildings seemed to touch and choke out the sky overhead. On the plus side -and it was a minimal positive in a sea of negatives- at least the clouds provided some form of shade from the sun. Your nose wrinkled in disgust as a whiff of smoke assaulted you. Or at least you thought it was the clouds, maybe it was just smog. 

You navigated the maze of city streets, before weaving down another less populated one. You give a half hearted glance into another alley. 

A bright blob of red caught your attention and you turn your head to fully take in the sight. You squint at the large pepper that was nonchalantly coloring the brick wall with spray paint.

Fury bubbled in your throat as you marched into the alley. You finally found him. 

"Phil!" You snap, leering at Pepperman as he jolted up and away from the wall, the metal can clanging to the pavement. He slowly turned to meet your gaze with a nervous grin.

With him out of the way your lips formed a thin line as you took in Phil's "artwork". This was what he was busying himself with instead of meeting you? You had just spent the last thirty minutes in this city hunting him down, getting yelled at by pedestrians you bumped into, stepping in some mystery fluid, and to top it off, were forced to watch a poorly done street performance by some group called "Green Bacon".

Phil remained motionless, waiting for your imminent rant, watching as your face gradually transformed into a snarl. He knew he was supposed to meet you at 11am. Surely it wasn't that late? His eyes drifted down to his watch, blood running cold as the clock read 11:43am. 

Oh. Oh dear. 

There was an entire tirade you were five seconds away from going on from Phil's stunt. Rather, you opt to draw in a deep breath and exhale hard. Phil flinching slightly as your eyes met his bright blue ones. He braced himself as your mouth began to part.

"Stop making graffiti art of Peppino. We're late for your dentist appointment"!

"He started it"! At an instant Phil shot you an indignant look. 

"And pray tell, started what?" You demanded, putting your hands on your hips. 

"I simply entered his establishment and had asked if I could capture his form upon my canvas".

You make a face. "Don't tell me you gave Peppino that weird-"

"I merely praised his physique and -"

"And he decked you in face". You quickly finished for him.

Phil gave an irritated huff, "Correct. I am not one to take such brutish actions lightly, and we then entered a scuffle". 

"Ok but what does that have to do with the graffiti art"?

"My dear Y/N, surely you understand this is a form of expression? In more common terms, I believe one may call this 'vent' art". 

Wordlessly you point aggressively to the nearby sign -looking worse for wear with some letters peeling off- 'No crime allowed'.

 "I think vandalism counts." You reply flatly. 

Phil gasped and held a hand to his chest. "My dear Y/N! I have not committed any such crime! I am no such ruffian -unlike that Italian- this is quite legal, I assure you"! 

You watch as Pepperman spreads his arms out and gestures to each side. "This district specifically caters to -and allows- graffiti art, with no fear of consequence. Every month the art here gets painted over and..."

Phil's words faded from your attention as you  tilt your head to look at the caricature he had been working on and squint. Did that say "Poopino"? 

You shot him a dull look as he was still rambling. 

"Come on!" You interrupt, reaching for and tugging at Phil's arm. "You said we'd go to Gabriel's to eat after your appointment"!

You really wanted that foot long shrimp and you'll be damned if you came to this city for nothing. Especially with what ever you stepped in that still stubbornly clung to the bottom of your shoe. He owed you that much at least. 

"No! I am not done! I must fully convey my intentions!" Phil shot back, attempting to dig his heels into the ground. 

"Phil you wrote 'Poopino' if you're going to insult someone at least do better than that!" You snap. 

"Oh ho! Are you implying you could do better"?

You huff and release your grip, crossing your arms across your chest. "Of course I can"! With a brief pause your eyes trailed off to the side considering your options. As inspiration came to you, you flashed Phil a smug grin. 

"I know three fat people and he is three of-" you clamp your jaw shut, stopping yourself. Instead you glower at the anthropomorphic pepper. "Phil quit being a sore loser and let's go! You can't make childish art of everyone you fight with"! 

"My dear, art is a vehicle of expression! I must complete this! My appointment is not until 1pm"!

You let out an exasperated sigh, dragging a hand down your face. "You painted a drawing of Theo titled 'Dumb Weenie' last month! Why is all of your vent art so childi-"

Click

You jerk your head over your shoulder at the sound. A large pig was stooped down beside the alleyway entrance, holding his camera pointed towards you both. Instinctively you raise your hands to cover your face while Phil simply chuckles and waves. 

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"So you come here to paint on the walls that often?" You ask, arm linked with Phil's as you both backtrack 

"Indeed! The locals here enjoy taking pictures of every participant's art. As, like I stated, the walls are renewed into clean canvases each month. These walls truly capture the meaning of fleeting art".

"Huh..." You trail off, coming to a halt at the crosswalk. As you wait for the light to change a familiar off key singing and snorting speeds by. You watch as the vehicle shaped like a hotdog and bun drives down the road. 

"I think they need a new hobby." You grimace, watching as the obnoxious green vehicle disappears over the hill. 

Pepperman quirks and eyebrow before shaking his head with a chuckle. "That is their hobby my dear Y/N. They play poorly with deliberation".

"What?" You ask, beginning to walk across the street. The dentist's building coming into view as you round the corner. 

"The 'Green Bacon' troupe dress up as well known celebrities. Their performance is an allusion for how, in due time, celebrities fade out of popularity and yet attempt to claw their way back to favor no matter how futile it may be".

You remain silent, contemplating Phil's words. Now that he mentioned it you did notice a lot of this city had over the top theatrics. Was this city just one huge performance?

As if reading your mind Phil pulled you closer and wrapped an arm around your waist. "My dear Y/N, you should return here with an open mind! Do not take everything here at a face value. Would you like to know what is special about the aquarium we are going to visit"?

You gawk at him, silently urging him to go on. With a smile Phil leans down and drops his voice to a whisper as if revealing an ancient secret. "It is a place of wonder. The attraction is partly the visitors themselves and in part, literal renditions of such creatures as 'angel fish' and 'zebra lion turkeyfish', it is a place that makes complete and no sense at all! A place of harmony but also chaos". 

As you make your way up the stairs to the door to Phil's dentist you give a small smile. The first genuine one you had since arriving in the city. 

Maybe you judged this place too harshly after all. Perhaps you could learn to enjoy this city and what it could offer. 

A screech of tires makes you stagger as you jump in surprise. You yelp as your foot collides with the concrete step, Phil helping you steady yourself as you stagger. Thank you." You grumble, your head beginning to pound again.

Or maybe you'd just grow to simply tolerate it. 

Special thanks to my friend @pervertedindividual for their silly doodles always being my inspiration for my non-Peppino x Reader fics.

Stay tuned for a few more fics to come out in the coming weeks! I've been working on a few on n off and I think y'all will enjoy them when they get completed and posted 💜