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silly collage thing inspired by my friend's dubious aliexpress stickers

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at the library and i know im supposed to be "volunteering" for "college credit" but theres a dude at the other end of the room playing yu-gi-oh on the computer and let me just say. he is not good at it

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consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

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I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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Kitty shredding

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source

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using the bus tracker app is like. oh it's going to be here in three minutes. now it's five minutes. oh the bus has killed itself

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Your mother probably thinks you are a burden to the world and you should kill yourself and you know that

Sardine haul !!!!

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