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* i've been listening to a troll batman podcast lately, have any of you guys heard it? *
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* i want to sleep forever. *
#* the fatigue is so bad *#* i couldn't get out of my recupracoon tonight *#* what kind of life is this?? *#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp
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* 8 BILLION????!? *
* holy smokes...i definitely have to talk to my dad. i'll tell him while i make spaghetti. *
* i saw on your blog your name is....wren? thank you wren!! *
+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+
* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *
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* spaghetti! i know that one! i can probably swing that one.... *
* sorry, i'm just so so excited. a real life human!! my dad's friend says you're all extinct, it's one of the things he and my dad fight the most about. but here you are!! *
+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+
* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *
#* i'd tell him *#* but i'm not sure i want him knowing what's on my grumblr account... *#grumblr#hs rp#unreality#homestuck roleplay
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* wait wait wait. *
* ARE YOU A HUMAN? A REAL HUMAN??? *
* oh my gosh! my dad would lose his mind if he knew!! *
* uh, um. dinner! do you guys have dinner food? that's a human thing, right?? *
+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+
* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *
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* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *
#* it's like that one song *#* how does it go again?? *#* the one that goes 'that troll need terrorpy...' *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp#beforus#alternia
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* i think they're just mad they live in alternia. i'd be mad if i lived in alternia. it sounds like an awful place. *
* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *
#* it's so barbaric there... *#* all about war and fighting and ugh.... *#* no thanks *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp#beforus#alternia
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+D0es y0ur cu11er 1ike grub106f? Th6t's s0mething y0u m6ke 6nd then put in the 0ven f0r 6whi1e.+
* he likes human food. which makes this so much harder for me, honestly. *
#* you guys wouldn't happen to know any human recipes would you? *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#homestuck rp#grumblr
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* i'm gonna try to make dinner today for my culler and me. you guys have any suggestions for low-effort recipes? *
#* i wanna make something that doesn't take a lot of work *#* but is still yummy *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp
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* i'm not gonna lie. seeing so many alternians speaking over us is pretty disheartening. *
#* nothing i'm not used to! ¯\_^(ツ)^_/¯ *#* poor dumb little cullee who doesn't know jack shit about anything! *#* eat glass. *#unreality#grumblr#homestuck roleplay#homestuck rp
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need all beforu2 culler2 dead NOW
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* my culler put on petticoat junction and now he's mad at me because i wouldn't stop screaming SKILL ISSUE every time one of the humans did something stupid. *
#* which was a lot! *#* i can tolerate a lot of my dad's silly human shows *#* but not this one. *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp
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* i've heard of that! i saw a little bit of it, but it made me sad, so i stopped. i know it's supposed to be really good, though. *
* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *
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* wow...it's always nice to stay connected on grumblr with what trolls are and aren't doing... *
* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *
#* just one more reason i'm glad my dad finally got wi-fi! *#homestuck roleplay#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp
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* i've been having a real bad fatigue spell lately so i'm rewatching troll beverly hillbillies until it stops. *
#* it's that old show where a bunch of lowbloods move into a seadweller neighborhood and Sitcom Shenanigans ensue *#* some of the stereotypes aren't great but this was a childhood show for me and my dad so i like it a lot *#unreality#grumblr#homestuck rp#homestuck roleplay
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* oh! sorry, doctor is the human word for mediculler. opera is a story told through all singing, and a movie is...uh... *
* you know how when you hear a story you imagine what's happening in your mind? a movie is like if you took what someone is thinking of and put it on a screen to watch instead of listen to. *
* i'm looking around to see if there's a troll variant of repo... *
* have you guys ever seen a human movie before? *
* my dad and his friends have a huuuuuuge collection of human media. there's one movie that always stuck with me--idk if you guys would've heard of it though, i'm not sure we have a troll equivalent. *
* it was called repo! the genetic opera, and the main characters were a human girl who was really sick and her doctor dad who was secretly poisoning her the whole time to keep her close. *
* i uh. i kept my distance from my culler for awhile after seeing that, haha. *
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* have you guys ever seen a human movie before? *
* my dad and his friends have a huuuuuuge collection of human media. there's one movie that always stuck with me--idk if you guys would've heard of it though, i'm not sure we have a troll equivalent. *
* it was called repo! the genetic opera, and the main characters were a human girl who was really sick and her doctor dad who was secretly poisoning her the whole time to keep her close. *
* i uh. i kept my distance from my culler for awhile after seeing that, haha. *
#* EVERYTHING WAS FINE OBVIOUSLY *#* dad and i sat down and we talked it out *#* but i was really scared for awhile! *#spoilers#repo! the genetic opera spoilers#grumblr#homestuck roleplay#unreality#homestuck rp#beforus
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