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i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.
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Every romance book promoted on tiktok is just full to the brim with horrible "steamy" taglines that are just like... Eyes on me, Little Beast. I'm here to make you Damp
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just remembered i forgot to draw An Experience I Had yesterday hold on
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I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.
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