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Hehe :)

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so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

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portal 1 and 2 core dividers! (f2u with or without credit ONLY if you reblog this post) [inspired by @scrawnym4's divider which you can find here!] [BLINKIES MASTERPOST]

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There is a standard media depiction of a "healed" person. Someone who has Gone To Therapy. I've noticed this in a few works recently. We often see them at the end of a story, maybe in a "ten years later" epilogue. They speak in a soft, serene voice. They have Accepted what they cannot change. They have let go of a lot, including most of what we see them actually care about in the story itself. They are Happy, At Peace, in some non-descript way. They bare little resemble to the person we were actually shown. They bare little resemblance to any person. We were shown, as we usually are in stories, an agent, a desirer, someone becoming. Now they have Become. And they look back on all that silly becoming as something childish that they have moved past. Fire, you know, fire is for children who don't know any better. To be Healed is to have your fire rightly extinguished; to not even miss it.

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personal fav userbars! part 1

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doodle stuff again

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heyyyyyyy. krusie nation u got room for one more [me]. coughs weakly.

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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

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f/o holds your face and gently squishes you

or

you hold f/o's face and gently squish them

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the world needs more weird and yucky and gross transgenders

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yume nikki likers. WHERE did this gif come from pl;ease i'm desperate

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each other's research subject

close up/phone wallpaper heh

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looks like the government is doing something about cults

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bpd culture is this image

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Spamtenna.

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one more pinky piece ^_^

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight