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A Ketchmas Carol - Stave Five: The End of It (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/0LIDiVpDB2 In Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (With apologies to Charles Dickens) Toni was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He had killed her himself, although, having been assassinated himself shortly thereafter, there was no way to know if her body had been properly disposed of. Still, Toni was dead as a doornail. This must be perfectly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story that I will now relate.

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A Ketchmas Carol - Stave Four: The Last of the Four Spirits (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/EMLSJclRt2 In Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (With apologies to Charles Dickens) Toni was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He had killed her himself, although, having been assassinated himself shortly thereafter, there was no way to know if her body had been properly disposed of. Still, Toni was dead as a doornail. This must be perfectly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story that I will now relate.

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A Ketchmas Carol - Stave Three: The Second of the Three Spirits (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/Bt3i6tavl2 In Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (With apologies to Charles Dickens) Toni was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He had killed her himself, although, having been assassinated himself shortly thereafter, there was no way to know if her body had been properly disposed of. Still, Toni was dead as a doornail. This must be perfectly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story that I will now relate.

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A Ketchmas Carol - Stave Two: The First of the Three Spirits (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/tHNfBcMrd2 In Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (With apologies to Charles Dickens) Toni was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He had killed her himself, although, having been assassinated himself shortly thereafter, there was no way to know if her body had been properly disposed of. Still, Toni was dead as a doornail. This must be perfectly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story that I will now relate.

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A Ketchmas Carol - Stave One (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/XUKaArKV41 In Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas (With apologies to Charles Dickens) Toni was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. He had killed her himself, although, having been assassinated himself shortly thereafter, there was no way to know if her body had been properly disposed of. Still, Toni was dead as a doornail. This must be perfectly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story that I will now relate.

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Dickernatural!

I saw tweets saying that Richard Speight Jr. is slowly taking over everything on Supernatural, and one thing lead to another, and well... this is what happens when I’m bored on a Saturday night...

Proudly Presenting “Supernatural” as run by Dick Speight:

Season 1:

1. Pilot (can't change the classics...) 2. Wendicko 3. Dick in the Water 4. Phatom Dickler 5. Bloody Dicky 6. Dickskin 7. Dick Man 8. Dicks 9. Dick (season 1 doesn't make this easy...) 10. Assdicklum 11. Dickcrow 12. Dickth 13. Dick 666 14. Dickmare 15. The Dickers 16. Shadick 17. Dick House 18. Something Dicked 19. Provedick 20. Dead Man's Dick 21. Saldicktion 22. Devil's Dick

Season 2:

1. In My Time of Dicking 2. Everybody Loves a Dick 3. Dicklust 4. Children Shouldn't Play with Dick Things 5. Simon Dick 6. No Dixit 7. The Usual Dickpects 8. Crossroad Dicks 9. Croadickan 10. Dicked 11. Playdicks 12. Dickshifter 13. Houses of the Dickly 14. Born Under a Dick Sign 15. Dick Tales 16. Dickill 17. Dickheart 18. Hollywood Dickylon 19. Folsom Prison Dicks 20. What Is and What Should Never Dick 21. All Dick Breaks Loose: Part 1 22. All Hell Dicks Loose: part 2

Season 3:

1. The Magnificent Dick 2. The Dicks Are Alright 3. Bad Day at Dick Rock 4. Dick City 5. Dicktime Stories 6. Red Dick at Morning 7. Fresh Dick 8. A Very Supernatural Dickmas 9. Malleus Maledickarum 10. Dream a Little Dick of Me 11. Mystery Dick 12. Jus in Dicko 13. Dickfacers 14. Long Distance Dick 15. Dick is On My Side 16. No Rest for the Dicked

Season 4: 

1. Dick Rising 2. Are You There, Dick? It's Me, Dean Winchester 3. In the Dickinning 4. Metadickosis 5. Dickster Movie 6. Dick Fever 7. It's the Great Dick, Sam Winchester 8. Dickful Thinking 9. I Know What You Dick Last Summer 10. Heaven and Dick 11. Dick Remains 12. Criss Angel is a Dick Bag 13. After Dick Special 14. Dick and Violence 15. Dick Takes a Holiday 16. On the Head of a Dick 17. It's a Terrible Dick 18. The Monster at the End of This Dick 19. Jump the Dick 20. The Dicture 21. When the Levee Dicks 22. Dickifer Rising

Season 5: 

1. Sympathy for the Dick 2. Good Dick, Y'All 3. Free to Be Dick and Me 4. The Dick 5. Fallen Dickols 6. I Believe the Dicks Are Our Future 7. The Curious Dick of Dean Winchester 8. Changing Dicks 9. The Real Dickbusters 10. Abandon All Dick 11. Dick, Interrupted 12. Dick Meat 13. The Dick Remains the Same 14. My Bloody Dick 15. Dick Men Don't Wear Plaid 16. Dick Side of the Moon 17. 99 Dicks 18. Point of No Dick 19. Hammer of the Dicks 20. The Dick You Know 21. Two Dicks to Midnight 22. Dick Song

Season 6: 

1. Exile on Dick St. 2. Two and a Half Dicks 3. The Third Dick 4. Weekend at Dicky's 5. Live Free or Dickhard 6. You Can't Handle the Dick 7. Family Dickers 8. All Dicks Go to Heaven 9. Clap Your Dicks If You Believe 10. Caged Dicks 11. Appointment in Dickarra 12. Like a Dickin 13. Unfordicken 14. Mannequin 3: The Dickening 15. The Dick Mistake 16. And Then There Were Dick 17. My Dick Will Go On 18. Dickland 19. Mommy Dickest 20. The Man Who Would Be Dick 21. Let It Dick 22. The Dick Who Knew Too Much

Season 7:

1. Meet the New Dick 2. Hello, Cruel Dick 3. The Dick Next Door 4. Defending Your Dick 5. Dick Up, Dr. Phil 6. Slash Dicktion 7. The Dickalists 8. Season Seven, Time for a Dicking! 9. How to Win Dicks and Influence Monsters 10. Dick's Door 11. Adventures in Dicksitting 12. Dick After Dick 13. The Slice Dicks 14. Dicky Dickywhistle's Magical Menagerie 15. Dicko Man 16. Out with the Dick 17. The Dick-Again Identity 18. Party On, Dick 19. Of Dick Importance 20. The Dick with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo 21. Dicking is Fundamental 22. There Will Be Dick 23. Survival of the Dickest

Season 8:

1. We Need to Talk About Dick 2. What's Up, Tiger Dick? 3. Dickache 4. Dicken 5. Dick Brother 6. Southern Dickfort 7. A Little Slice of Dick 8. Dickeri Heroici 9. Citizen Dick 10. Torn and Dicked 11. LARP and the Real Dick 12. As Dick Goes By 13. Everybody Dicks Hitler 14. Dick and Error 15. Dick's Best Friend with Benefits 16. Remember the Dicks 17. Goodbye Dick 18. Freaks and Dicks 19. Dicky Driver 20. Dick-Man Fever 21. The Dick Escapist 22. Dick Show 23. Sacridick

Season 9: 

1. I Think I'm Gonna Like It Dick 2. Dick May Care 3. I'm No Dick 4. Slumber Dick 5. Dog Dick Afternoon 6. Heaven Can Dick 7. Bad Dicks 8. Dick and a Hard Place 9. Holy Dick 10. Dick Trip 11. First Dick 12. Sharp Dick 13. Dick Purge 14. Capdicks 15. #thindick 16. Dick Runners 17. Mother's Little Dick 18. Meta Dick 19. Alex Annie Alexis Dick 20. Dicklines 21. King of the Dicked 22. Stairway to Dick 23. Do You Believe in Dicks

Season 10:

1. Blackdick 2. Reichendick 3. Dick Survivor 4. Paper Dick 5. Fan Dicktion 6. Dick Jeeves 7. Dicks, Dicks, Dicks 8. Dicking 911 9. The Dicks We Left Behind 10. The Dick Games 11. There's No Dick Like Home 12. About a Dick 13. Halt and Catch Dick 14. The Executioner's Dick 15. The Dicks They Carried 16. Paint It Dick 17. Inside Dick 18. Book of the Dicked 19. The Werther Dick 20. Angel Dick 21. Dick Dynasty 22. The Dickoner 23. Dick's Keeper

Season 11:

1. Out of the Dickness, Into the Dick 2. Dick and Void 3. The Bad Dick 4. Dicky 5. Thin Dicky 6. Our Little Dick 7. Plush Dick 8. Dick My Imagination 9. O Dick, Where Art Thou? 10. The Dick in the Details 11. Into the Dicktic 12. Don't You Forget About Dick 13. Dick Hurts 14. The Dickel 15. Beyond the Dick 16. Safe Dick 17. Red Dick 18. Hell's Dick 19. The Chitdicks 20. Don't Call Me Dickley 21. Dick in the Family 22. We Happy Dick 23. Alpha and Dickmega

Season 12:

1. Keep Calm and Carry Dick 2. Dick Mia 3. The Dickry 4. American Nightdick 5. The Dick You've Been Waiting For 6. Celebrating the Dick of Asa Fox 7. Dick Never Dies 8. DICKUS 9. Dick Blood 10. Lily Sunder Has Some Dicks 11. Regarding Dick 12. Stuck in the Middle (With Dick) 13. Dick Feud 14. Dick Raid 15. Somewhere Between Dick and Hell 16. Ladies Drink Dick 17. The Dick Invasion 18. The Dick Remains 19. Dick Future 20. Dicks and Twine and Tasha Banes 21. There Something About Dick 22. Who We Dick 23. All Along the Dicktower

Season 13:

1. Lost and Dick 2. The Rising Dick 3. Dicktience 4. The Dick Empty 5. Advanced Dickatology 6. Dickstone 7. War of the Dicks 8. The Scorpion and the Dick 9. The Dick Place 10. Wayward Dicks 11. Breakdick 12. Various and Sundry Dicks 13. Dick's Bargain 14. Dick Intentions 15. A Most Holy Dick 16. ScoobyDicktural 17. Dick Thing 18. Bring 'em Back Dick 19. Dickeralia 20. Unfinished Dicks 21. Beat the Dick 22. Exodick 23. Let the Dick Times Roll

Season 14: 

1. Stranger in a Strange Dick 2. Dicks and Monsters 3. Dick Scar 4. Dick Condition 5. Dickmare Logic 6. Curious Dicks 7. Unhuman Dick

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Childhood Possessions - Chapter 7 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/w3A4vmFDYJ It is the night of "No Rest for the Wicked": the last day of Dean Winchester's life. We know what happened to Dean. We know what happened to Sam. We know what happened to Ruby, and to Bobby. We know what happened to Lilith. But what about the little girl that Lilith had possessed? Her parents? How do you move on after a nightmare like that? Can you?

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What happened to the little girl Lilith possessed in "No Rest for the Wicked"? Could her life ever be normal after that kind of trauma?

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She Talks to Angels - Chapter 8 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/GwpfvkHt6H Castiel comes to Sam and Dean Winchester for help rescuing a girl with the ability to hear the angels' true voices and see their true forms, after she has been kidnapped by a group of rogue demons. *partly a follow-up to "The Code" - takes place after the end of that story*

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She Talks to Angels - Chapter 7 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/VxYfUhToYH Castiel comes to Sam and Dean Winchester for help rescuing a girl with the ability to hear the angels' true voices and see their true forms, after she has been kidnapped by a group of rogue demons. *partly a follow-up to "The Code" - takes place after the end of that story*

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Childhood Possessions - Chapter 4 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/ccT452doxH It is the night of "No Rest for the Wicked": the last day of Dean Winchester's life. We know what happened to Dean. We know what happened to Sam. We know what happened to Ruby, and to Bobby. We know what happened to Lilith. But what about the little girl that Lilith had possessed? Her parents? How do you move on after a nightmare like that? Can you?

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Childhood Possessions - Chapter 2 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/A7dRNZgHaH It is the night of "No Rest for the Wicked": the last day of Dean Winchester's life. We know what happened to Dean. We know what happened to Sam. We know what happened to Ruby, and to Bobby. We know what happened to Lilith. But what about the little girl that Lilith had possessed? Her parents? How do you move on after a nightmare like that? Can you?

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She Talks to Angels - Chapter 6 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/658hFwdo7G Castiel comes to Sam and Dean Winchester for help rescuing a girl with the ability to hear the angels' true voices and see their true forms, after she has been kidnapped by a group of rogue demons. *partly a follow-up to "The Code" - takes place after the end of that story*

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Childhood Possessions (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/jQB4zSPm7G It is the night of "No Rest for the Wicked": the last day of Dean Winchester's life. We know what happened to Dean. We know what happened to Sam. We know what happened to Ruby, and to Bobby. We know what happened to Lilith. But what about the little girl that Lilith had possessed? Her parents? How do you move on after a nightmare like that? Can you?

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She Talks to Angels - Chapter 5 (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/UiNb/JL7IncUsSG Castiel comes to Sam and Dean Winchester for help rescuing a girl with the ability to hear the angels' true voices and see their true forms, after she has been kidnapped by a group of rogue demons. *partly a follow-up to "The Code" - takes place after the end of that story*

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She Talks to Angels - Chapter 2 (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/gUbtTbPy8E Castiel comes to Sam and Dean Winchester for help rescuing a girl with the ability to hear the angels' true voices and see their true forms, after she has been kidnapped by a group of rogue demons. *partly a follow-up to "The Code" - takes place after the end of that story*

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The Code - Chapter 9 (on Wattpad) http://my.w.tt/UiNb/BcfOfzRbFD Arthur Ketch, a legacy, and Mick Davies, most decidedly not one, first met at Kendricks Academy as schoolboy apprentices of the British Men of Letters. The Code was drilled into them from the beginning, and they learned their lessons well. But what if their adherence to The Code was not all it seemed?