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dylan said ... ALLY 💜

he’s literally dylan’s favorite perk 🙂
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[screeching at a frequency only audible to bats]
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it's what he would have wanted
dennis reynolds as every lana del rey album btw, if u even care
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i am once again asking for drew monson to guest star on an episode of emergency intercom
#emergency intercom#drew phillips#enya umanzor#drew monson#they literally raised me#they are the voices in my head lowkey#it may be funnier than the barbie ferreira ep i fear
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girls when they can't tell the difference between underlined and crossed out 🤧
the kendall part being underlined and roy crossed out

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i have always loved the way they love
this is a love story

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"Jesse gave me a bible" Jeremy Strong I SWEAR TO GOD


gnawing my arm off
#succession#kendall roy#jeremy strong#i cannot do this rn#dramaturgically#“crystalize the memory” STOP
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roman had to let it linger 💔✊
my girl roman is so real for lingering on the edge of the mausoleum.
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the things i would do to be on stewy's private story
source
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i love how the ending of succession was just the 3 roy siblings brawling it out in the boardroom and stewey's lore being leaked that he's a gay stoner. also tomgreg slap. 11/10
#kendall roy you will always be famous#tom wambsgans betraying the roys once again!!#excuse me while i astral project
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serving the ultimate facecard at his exes dad's funeral a slay i fear


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fellas wyd
what if your dad DIED and your sister was PREGNANT and your cousin was ANNOYING and your brother was MEAN cause you MESSED UP then you CRIED on CAMERA in front of your MILFY EX SITUATIONSHIP and then your nazi boyfriend BETRAYED you and you RAN OUT of your dads funeral and someone HIT YOU because you purposefully instigated them in the street and you FELL DOWN and WENT MISSING
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number 1 boy!!!
the poison drips through
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the female friendshipfication of corporate america
I love when Tom asks Greg to check whether he has any coke on his nose like girls asking each other to check whether they have any blood on their pants
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theres only one alan!
love the barbie (2023) character descriptions coz it's like: this barbie is a doctor!! ✨💞 this barbie is a MERMAID 🌟🧜♀️ that's just some dude... well anyways OMG THIS BARBIE HAS A NOBEL PRIZE??!!? 😍🏆 and yea this is *looks at smudged writing on my hand* Ben?
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