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*waddles up to u & with great focus and care lovingly places a single shiny pebble at your feet with my beak*

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this is crazy?????

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generally I think people on here just wildly overestimate fandom's general pull on the world. I see so many posts that claim fandom has ruined society's general ability to understand media and guys, this is a niche hobby. the vast majority of people, even the majority of online youth, have never read a fanfiction. you only think fanfiction is that influential if you're constantly on The Fandom Website.

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TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language

via reddit.com

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sometimes i think a simple life is okay. like fish in the ocean know only swim and eat plant and they're happy. or i guess i don't know if they're happy maybe they're just pissed the fuck off all the time. maybe fish want a complex life. do you think a fish would like iphone

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“good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism 

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Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

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Last one from the archives

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POV your niece read the journal

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y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

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Nightmare

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Shermie!

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You cannot convince me this isn’t what happened.

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Some extra content of the birthday post

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This is the funniest email I have ever received from a professor

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the queen of the disco or whatever

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Nosy ass plant