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So yesterday I went to take banana, peeled it, and came back to show my partner because wow, this is a VERY STRAIGHT banana !

Like abnormally straight !

!!!

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i hate that "that that" is grammatically correct. why is english the joke language

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Drew this so fast oh my god

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The most galaxy brain concept ever: jonaeri pirate/merman au

They're silly and in love!!

ALSO: the Jonathan beaching himself on accident and getting dragged back into the water scene

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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

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i dont care what you’re doing take 1 minute out of your day to watch this you wont regret it YOU NEED SOUND

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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

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I've been asked for more villain papas 🤲🎁

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It's been like a year since I've started drawing Dio juggling his kids during his fight with Jotaro, but I still find it a very entertaining concept to revisit.

Anyway, someone tell Haruno that the heart isn't that low down...

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“i must be faking this for attention” thinks the girl who isn’t even telling anyone about it

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"accessory not supported on this device" yes it is you stupid slut. thats headphones. you've known each other for years

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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

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you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out