chief-laswell

[chief-laswell]

Absolutely, or I'm stealing those tickets. I'd kill for a vacation with my wife in Thailand. Good luck.

Tell your damn Sergeant to stop tryin' to fuck my Phillip

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

I am not responsible for his actions. But I think a shiny gold wedding band might keep the suitors away. Won't you marry him already?

can it be considered a slow burn if they're already in a relationship???

[chief-laswell]

Ask him. And twist his arm a little for me, if he can't find the time to visit a beach in Thailand... They've got white sand there, Scott. White sand.

Tell your damn Sergeant to stop tryin' to fuck my Phillip

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

I am not responsible for his actions. But I think a shiny gold wedding band might keep the suitors away. Won't you marry him already?

can it be considered a slow burn if they're already in a relationship???

[chief-laswell]

Tell your damn Sergeant to stop tryin' to fuck my Phillip

-- @b1gm0n3yb1gg3rc4n3

I am not responsible for his actions. But I think a shiny gold wedding band might keep the suitors away. Won't you marry him already?

can it be considered a slow burn if they're already in a relationship???

[chief-laswell]

God, I fucking love cream cheese.

[chief-laswell]

You're a gay.

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

Chief, s'gonna sound odd but you mind if I come lay in your office for a while?

Things are getting too chaotic around here, and I don't have the stomach for the coffee required to keep up.

You're always welcome at mine, Barrage.

[chief-laswell]

You're gay

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

I think you have some internalized homophobia brewed up in there.

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

Hm. Curious.

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

Ugh. Sorry. Long day.

[chief-laswell]

I meant- You're coming to me with your homophobia when I am a homosexual.

I need to study you under a microscope.

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Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

waow lookit that lil guy go :D

I'm not sure that's how you cook fish, but he's learning...

[chief-laswell]

Hey, boss! :D

Oh, thank you, Gary.

[chief-laswell]

*standing at the end of the hallway, looking incredibly confused and mildly afraid*

-stray shih tzu that somehow got in

Now how did you get in here?

[chief-laswell]

...You know I'm married to a woman... Right?

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.

[chief-laswell]

*sprints past doorway*

*sprints past again*

*sprints into room, jumpin onto desk and taking down a pile of files before trying to jump out the window*

*slams into glass*

-local base cat

I could watch you messing around all day.

[chief-laswell]

Uhm... miss you might want to know that... segeant mactavish is beefing with.. marakov over tumbler and... Flirting with him to make him have a homophobic crashout?

I am not sure what's happening, but soap is calling him love and marakov is disgusted.

(Genuinely happening between roleplayers and it's hilarious)

I... I'm not even going to ask.