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когда выпекаешь буханку ржаного хлеба, но каждый раз получается котец …


когда выпекаешь буханку ржаного хлеба, но каждый раз получается котец …
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The best video ever posted on the internet is the scene from american psycho where they’re comparing business cards but someone edited it so they’re comparing like ridiculous forum signatures
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Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???
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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
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Do not use. Please remove it from iour keiboard
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That’s the entire plot of Red Hood and Arsenal
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anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy
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THAT KICK THOUGH! HOLY SHIT! (He can kick me in the face, and I’d apologise to him)

Red Hood and the Outlaws (I don’t ‘member the issue number.)
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USUK AU where the first thing your soulmate does to you when you meet is written on your wrist and Arthur’s wrist says “gnome’d”. He’s utterly confused by this and takes up gardening in an attempt to find his soulmate faster – to no avail. But one day, when he pisses off his co-worker Søren at the gardening center, a mysterious man wearing a TV on his head appears every night at an ungodly hour to place garden gnomes on his doorstep before dashing off into the night. Arthur eventually learns the man’s schedule and hides behind his front door to burst out and catch the perpetrator red-handed. But when he yoinks the TV off of the guy’s head, the man inside happens to be young and handsome – and immediately the man shouts “You’re my soulmate! You just yoinked a TV off my head!” and Arthur dimly wonders how he’s going to explain this one to the grandkids
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literally NO superhero actor/person/whatever will ever get on the level of ENLIGHTENED andrew garfield was on when he said “spiderman is bisexual and his boyfriend should be played by michael b jordan” they killed him for it but that was PEAK
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