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didn't know people were this stupid. "I don't want the government filing my taxes" who do you think is taxing you, moron? is it really this easy to get conservatives on board with wasting their money for turbotax? lmfao

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Did you seriously just defend herobrine

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if you recently bought marketside broccoli from walmart, throw it out

https://www.wsaz.com/app/2025/02/03/broccoli-florets-sold-walmart-recalled-after-being-considered-deadly/

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ETA a new option:

(From a source I will not link.)

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i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

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A series of posts from the Alt National Parks Page regarding Elon Musks take over.

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(happy black history month! consider donating to black and pink, a black-led prison abolitionist org supporting lgbtqia+ and hiv positive prisoners)

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Actually materially help trans people in hostile territory by donating here

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Unethical polyamory not in the sense that the partners aren't consenting to multiple relationships but in the sense that they kill people as a group

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The Word of Ultimate Gaming

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this is quite literally on-par with a royal baby announcement

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spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

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I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

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Love referring to characters who are never seen without each other as "bonded pairs" like yuuuup. if you put these two in separate cages they're gonna get real sad and anxious and possibly violent too, one of em is biting the bars as we speak. you gotta adopt both of them or none at all, it is encouraged that you take them both. they are most likely to thrive if they stick together. it is easier for them to get used to new environments and situations because they have each other. they do everything together because they love each other so so much. you COULD separate them but it's gonna do a lot of psychological damage and it's gonna lead to a lot of issues and there's a big possibility they'll never be the same again

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