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they say you snooze you lose, and well. heh. i snost and lost
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climb your co-captain like a (christmas) tree
thanks babe
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why did mazda make miatas look like fuckable cum guzzling sluts that moan a lil when u put the keys in the ignition
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It's Christmas cookie time here goes
Hot damn!!
I've never done dipped cookies before I'm nervous
So far so good
All done!!
VERDICT: never made this recipe before literally just grabbed a chocolate ginger cookies recipe off the Google results. OUTSTANDING.
Moderately time consuming between having to chill the dough and the dipping but results SO indulgent. Unbaked dough had an almost boozy quality in spite of containing no alcohol. Baked for directed 12 minutes and they puffed up and sank exactly as described.
Warmly recommend making these for Ur winter celebration of choice!!
Notes on recipe:
I left the spice quantities alone as it was my first time baking the recipe and I think they're just right but I'm a lightweight. Used black treacle in place of molasses (not typically sold in supermarkets here) which was fine. Recipe recommends good baking chocolate for dipping, i used eating chocolate which was also fine.
Recipe unfortunately doesn't advise on how to set the chocolate without making a mess so here u go:
Put dipped cookies on cooling rack w some parchment paper underneath to catch drips
Wait until chocolate starts to set (I think mine was about 15 mins) and then remove from racks onto parchment to set fully
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It's Christmas cookie time here goes
Hot damn!!
I've never done dipped cookies before I'm nervous
So far so good
All done!!
VERDICT: never made this recipe before literally just grabbed a chocolate ginger cookies recipe off the Google results. OUTSTANDING.
Moderately time consuming between having to chill the dough and the dipping but results SO indulgent. Unbaked dough had an almost boozy quality in spite of containing no alcohol. Baked for directed 12 minutes and they puffed up and sank exactly as described.
Warmly recommend making these for Ur winter celebration of choice!!
Notes on recipe:
I left the spice quantities alone as it was my first time baking the recipe and I think they're just right but I'm a lightweight. Used black treacle in place of molasses (not typically sold in supermarkets here) which was fine. Recipe recommends good baking chocolate for dipping, i used eating chocolate which was also fine.
Recipe unfortunately doesn't advise on how to set the chocolate without making a mess so here u go:
Put dipped cookies on cooling rack w some parchment paper underneath to catch drips
Wait until chocolate starts to set (I think mine was about 15 mins) and then remove from racks onto parchment to set fully
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It's Christmas cookie time here goes
Hot damn!!
I've never done dipped cookies before I'm nervous
So far so good
All done!!
VERDICT: never made this recipe before literally just grabbed a chocolate ginger cookies recipe off the Google results. OUTSTANDING.
Moderately time consuming between having to chill the dough and the dipping but results SO indulgent. Unbaked dough had an almost boozy quality in spite of containing no alcohol. Baked for directed 12 minutes and they puffed up and sank exactly as described.
Warmly recommend making these for Ur winter celebration of choice!!
Notes on recipe:
I left the spice quantities alone as it was my first time baking the recipe and I think they're just right but I'm a lightweight. Used black treacle in place of molasses (not typically sold in supermarkets here) which was fine. Recipe recommends good baking chocolate for dipping, i used eating chocolate which was also fine.
Recipe unfortunately doesn't advise on how to set the chocolate without making a mess so here u go:
Put dipped cookies on cooling rack w some parchment paper underneath to catch drips
Wait until chocolate starts to set (I think mine was about 15 mins) and then remove from racks onto parchment to set fully
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I’m so obsessed even seeing a jet is a transformers reference
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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sketch bc i cant get that pic out of my head
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"Hey have you heard that new single yet? 'Cold Slither' by Cold Slither? It's been playing everywhere."
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this shit owns it's just a number go up idle game except the idle mechanic comes from you writing JavaScript to automate tasks it seems like the end goal of the game is to perfectly optimize against this little arbitrary system they've created. There's not any plot to speak of so far but even though nothing is happening people send you messages through the computer telling you to trust no one as they all have ulterior motives. Very relatable.
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I can’t stop thinking about the uhc shooter and what a wild experience he must be having right now. Idk how much you can look at the news or scroll the internet while on the run for murder, but man. Imagine. You spend who knows how long planning a brazen public assassination, cleanly pop a dude in the middle of one of the busiest downtowns in the world, bike away fueled by nothing but the thrill of vengeance and some Starbucks, and spark one of the largest manhunts in recent history. And when you finally go online to see what you’ve wrought, the entire world is laugh reacting NYT headlines and has collectively decided that you’re off the hook this time, king.
Then pictures of your face get released 24 hours later and everyone is like actually this guy did nothing wrong AND he’s hot.
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Our home security system is being updated today, and the guy in charge is just peak Gen Z, no professional fucks given vibe and it's hysterical.
"I mean, I'm supposed to recommend stuff, like you should probably put a sensor on that window too, but like, that's really a you decision. I just have to say this stuff out loud so I don't get sued if you get broken into."
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