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"Don't care about Valentine's day" ...but I do care. I care a lot.

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a witchy lofi kinda night ✨

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Please fucking lie to your employer. Like they don’t need to know your mental health issues or what drugs you do. Ffs

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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my birthday card to myself 🎂😘

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full mooooon 🌕💕

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💕✨💦🪐

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Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

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Red Flags

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maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s a system of stars held together by gravity, isolated from similar systems by vast regions of space ✨

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Foiled by wholesome family graphics yet again!

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miss me with that final destination sh*t

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I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU