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chewedandspit · 7 years ago
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Actually, apes have super small penises. I swear racism makes people 200% dumber than their peers.
Why can't you just be a good slut and not be out for money only? And why don't you do more white guys? Are you prejudice to you own ethnicity? Apes 🦍 should stay with there own kind. They have big dicks for big ape 🦍 women.
Can anyone Belive this comment, by the way iam 100% latina
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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We've had an explore tab for forever. No one needs a new one.
How about making it possible to add a pic/video when reblogging on the mobile app?!? Y'know, helpful stuff that'll actually increase dialogue/user participation… which is like, beneficial for you folks.
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New: The Explore tab and everything in it
What’s in it? Whatever’s happening on Tumblr…now.
Now it’s zombie Jon. Now it’s a gold for Simone. Now it’s Tumblrs to meet. Now it’s Brexit. Now it’s Lemonade. Now it’s Philae on a comet. Now it’s wizard chess. Now it’s modern ecstasy. Now it’s something stranger. Now it’s…Now it’s…Now it's…
Where is it? Just under the 🔎  tab in the mobile apps.
Out today for people in the U.S., and everyone else soon.
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories.
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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No. It's their job to uphold the law, to serve and protect, not to blatantly conspire against the citizens that pay their salaries and whom they are sworn to protect. Protesters have to conspire bc of behavior like this. Cause and effect. If honesty was a part of the badge, then protesting wouldn't be necessary.
“Let’s give him something,” one trooper declared. 
Another suggested, “we can hit him with creating a public disturbance.” 
“Gotta cover our ass,” remarked a third.
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This should 100% be felony charges with guaranteed jailtime if proven true.
Exactly, this kind of abuse of power is extremely dangerous because it erodes the rule of law. There is very little legitimacy left in the American justice system and people can’t be expected to respect authority when it behaves like this. It’s really hard to see how the US will be able to pull out of the tailspin it’s in.
Here’s a petition calling on DOJ to investigate harassment and detaining of people who film police: LINK
#LawEnforcement #Police #Cops #Corruption
#StayWoke
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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ACAB. These are just the ones that are caught. You're living in a delusional world if you think the concept of a good cop exists. If there were such thing as a "good cop" stuff like this wouldn't happen bc they would police themselves. Y'know, like police are supposed to do. Y'know, their job. But they don't. And coverups are constantly happening even when video footage proves otherwise. Wake up.
“Let’s give him something,” one trooper declared. 
Another suggested, “we can hit him with creating a public disturbance.” 
“Gotta cover our ass,” remarked a third.
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This should 100% be felony charges with guaranteed jailtime if proven true.
Exactly, this kind of abuse of power is extremely dangerous because it erodes the rule of law. There is very little legitimacy left in the American justice system and people can’t be expected to respect authority when it behaves like this. It’s really hard to see how the US will be able to pull out of the tailspin it’s in.
Here’s a petition calling on DOJ to investigate harassment and detaining of people who film police: LINK
#LawEnforcement #Police #Cops #Corruption
#StayWoke
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chewedandspit · 8 years ago
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Lol @kevinhartwhatnow is less funny/relevant than a jar of honey
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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But like, all the different shades of women not objectified?
And why is it so wrong to acknowledge and celebrate a multifaceted background?
Like, just because you celebrate one doesn't mean you're putting the other down.
I mean, just bc you've heard "I'm creole" used in a certain way, how does that immediately mean she's using it that way… like how else are you supposed to say it? With some type of disclaimer that all forms of blackness matter to you even though you're celebrating one facet of yours?
That "Negro Mixed with Creole" line pissed me off.... "Creole" people ARE Negro People... She stay trying to exotify herself as if she ain't a full fleged Black Woman... It's problematic as fuck.
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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"flop ass negroid"
who tryna fuck me good so i can take they ass to red lobster? we leavin after breadsticks tho so don’t get any ideas
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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you’re* dumb.
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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When your* mcm a dumbdumb
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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been there… hitting it hard and she sound like she 90 doing dead lifts
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I guess I’m a bad guy for telling a girl her moans were ugly mid stroke
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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Of course. Sex is no different than a massage or acupuncture. The only reason it's illegal is conventional religious morals.
do you think prostitution should be legal?
if so/not, why?
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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http://www.ohchr.org/EN/NewsEvents/Pages/DisplayNews.aspx?NewsID=16872&LangID=E
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_differences_in_crime
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http://kff.org/other/state-indicator/adult-poverty-rate-by-gender/
I’m (silently) losing my shit in my master’s class right now listening to this student’s presentation. How can you be close to getting a masters in urban education and present your final project on the oppression of males??? And quote known MRAs???? What alternate universe class am I sitting in where even my other fellow progressive students are like “whoa that’s so true” to these really gross statements (such as, “It’s natural and normal for males to be more violent and aggressive, but society and schools are set up to cater to girls and the de-masculinization of males”). She literally ended her presentation with the ppt slide that said “We need to let BOYS be BOYS”. And she’s been teaching over 20 years. Yikes.
Damn like where can I go where there are like-minded individuals if a bay area uni urban ed program is still like this.
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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Rendered image of every man-made satellite currently orbiting Earth. (excluding small debris)  
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chewedandspit · 9 years ago
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1969 Alka Seltzer “Spicy Meatball” Commercial
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