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This goose tote might be the best thing I’ve made yet by iloveheidimontag

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my friend who is sitting in the same room as me just silently emailed me this

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my wife and I saw you from across the roundtable and we liked your sniveling pathetic vibe and wanted to invite you to our castle to wage a slow psychosexual war on you

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this is so amazing

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there is no soul of an artist that distinguishes them from some 'non-artist' category of person that could simply never comprehend what it is like. anyone can make art. you should know this by now. from ratatouille

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I am utterly captivated by this video series that Taryn Delanie and friends have been making on TikTok

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Hello. Are they any animals that look like they've been hit in the head with a hammer?

that’s a great question! have a surinam toad.

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inside of you there are two intestines.

one of them is large, and the other is small.

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hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"

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Me. Don't ask me which ones. All of them.

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there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead

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Rope dart by Sifu Han Liang (含亮老师)💪👊🔥

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Happy Halloween everynyan :3