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elliott sdv high sex drive virile stallion large man mmmm yes

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Why is Elliott Stardew Valley so goddamn horny

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I'll block anyone who posts hating on elliott or his likers under his tag again

I'm tired of this shit

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smells like heartbreak .

I know it doesnt the exact same with elliott's room, but i dont think making a wooden wall for this is good (and i'm too lazy making the texture)

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oc lore: his name is Anton Mamontov, he is 25 y o and lives in the East of Russia

i made 80 pages of comic of just him being in depression episode and hanging out with his lesbian friend

original drawing

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original drawing

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from the back.

he definitely takes it from the butt

ANYWAYS oh my god I hate rendering, it takes so long I’m so serious (but it’s fun .. oh god. So fun.). I wanted to practice back muscles with. Anyone. Quite frankly, but I chose Elliott because it’s been so long and he has a “rugged physique” innit . So . Like….. like..OKAY I WAS A LITTLE BIT TOO SELF INDULGENT HERE giggles… but who am iiii to blame..

NO s..Shirt? If you could even call it that VERSION

ANYWAYS I HOPE YOURE ALL DOING OKAY. remember to breathe, take a moment to take care of yourselves— you’re all human after all, thus you deserve that same praise and care, ykwim? stay safe, take care!

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CW drugs

the usual lunch break at Jojamart😇

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he looked happier playing triangle though

he is playing the piano this time, as intended

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he is playing the piano this time, as intended

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elliott p... pec... pectoralmdfds

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DTIYS! 2k followers special :D

explanation undercut

* I won't do ranking cuz i really dislike doing it

* it's just for fun!

* no time limit

* you can change the scenario they're in, maybe different kind of date? it can be fluff, angst, whatever you want honestly (just don't be weird)

* also fanfictions or drabbles are cool with me too

If you do participate please tag me and use tag: #dtiys2kfuerrziah

!!Thank you so much for 2K followers! means so much to me !!

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celebrated my birthday with my friends in mouthwashing cosplays!

jimmy couldn't come😔

me with my birthday cake

place was decorated by me and swansea (with daisuke2's help with organisation) : )

our photos

swansea and daisuke2

anya picked me up...

look what my friend made for me!!! omg

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My half of an art trade I did with @fuerrziah !! :3 The softest guys ever 😊

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(more whiteboard shenanigans) he starts stumbling after this one pint

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This is a personal pet peeve of mine, so most people may not get as mad about it as I do, but STOP FUCKING YAPPING AND TRYING TO TALK TO ME WHEN I'M WITH ANOTHER CUSTOMER/ON THE PHONE!

It's extremely rude and I can't to 2 separate conversations at once. And I won't. Wait your fucking turn. I will acknowledge you and say "can I help you?/Do you have a question?/etc." when I'm ready for you. Until then, shut the fuck up and wait your motherfucking turn. This is literal kindergarten lessons you were supposed to learn.

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May I ask Alex's opinion on Elliott?

I'm super duper curious because it just popped into my head ⊂((・▽・))⊃

He's... Whatever, I guess.

We barely even talk to each other. Why should I care?

...

Ugh. Sorry. That came out wrong. He's fine. He's just-

Nevermind. Forget it. Don't tell him I said anything.

Gripping my desk so hard the wood splinters. Listen. Listen to me. I've put so much thought into the Alex Elliott dynamic. You have no fucking idea.

I think Alex would have very very complicated feelings about Elliott. He sees this beach boy who's dashingly handsome, muscular, AND intelligent? Alex would lose his mind.

In a bad way.

At first it's just petty jealousy. Alex grew up around a lot of very competitive men fighting to be the best, so of course Alex has the most fragile ego known to mankind. He keeps telling himself "At least I'm cooler" or "I have a nicer tan than he does anyways" or "Who even wears trenchcoats?"

All this pent up emotion bubbles into anger. But Alex doesn't want to be a dick. He doesn't want to be a bully. So he does his best to avoid talking to Elliott in general. At festivals, he'll only glance at Elliott to acknowledge he's there. He dreads the thought of saying hello to him.

Elliott, bless him, doesn't realize this young man is riddled with envy just a few feet away.

Eventually, they finally meet for realsies. They talk at length for the first time. Alex feels his stomach churn, because he finally realizes that Elliott is genuinely nice to talk to. He's kind. He's considerate. He's perfect.

He's so, so perfect.

At the end of their conversation, Elliott politely bids Alex farewell. He expresses how nice it is to finally have a pleasant chat with him, as he's been craving one for a while.

This sends Alex into a spiral immediately.

He doesn't even say goodbye. He just goes home.

Alex gets to his room and throws the BIGGEST tantrum.

"How!? How can he be so FUCKING perfect? It's not FAIR. It's not FAIR. He can't be handsome, nice, and SMARTER THAN I AM. HE JUST CAN'T. IT'S NOT FAIR."

After exerting all his energy, and letting all his anger out, Alex crawls into bed and starts to cry. He cries because he's been such an ass for no good reason. He doesn't hate Elliott. He only hates himself. Just for being imperfect.

"Why can't I be like him? What am I missing? What am I doing wrong? What's wrong with me?"

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I do think, with enough patience, Alex and Elliott could be friends. They could hang out at the beach together, and Elliott could get Alex to beta read his books to see how bearable they are for disabled/dyslexic readers. Their friendship could be really sweet and wholesome.

But it would take some time to get there.

I believe it can happen <3