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me remembering i have a name and body and people know me:
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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction
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Sometimes all you need is a little awkward honesty.
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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!
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why didn’t we get to see ford in his evil warlock era
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why are you microwaving carbonated drinks that feels wrong.
IDK, most people hate it, but I'm also the person that purposely lets coke go flat because I like it better flat so me and carbonated drinks have a weird relationship.
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Hi my undertale yellow followers sorry for not posting in 5 years. Woe my dumb doodles be upon ye
Based mostly on uty ost comments I thought were funny + some ut red&yellow for fun :)
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The Perfect Explanation of Privilege – In One Powerful Punchline
“The Pencilsword” is a comic strip by Toby Morris, an illustrator from New Zealand. His most recent comic, “On a Plate” hits hard at the heart of the issues of concerning wealth and privilege.
How many times have you heard the “I’ve never been handed anything on a platter” argument in regard to social security and other social benefits?
Toby wrecks this argument by showing how two children can grow up, be loved and supported, and yet still have two very different outcomes.
Make sure to follow all the way to the end for the powerful punchline. This comic is an increasingly sad reality for far too many of this nation’s children and families.
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Blogging this tweet because this explains SO MUCH about the mindset of pretty much all the folks I’ve known who’re against single-payer, it’s not even funny…
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Gravity Falls: Diner at the End of the Falls
A mock sequel concept, where Pacifica, after a year of her father basically bankrupting the entire Nortwhest name and putting them into poverty, is forced to work to survive. If that wasn’t enough, an incident has also caused her to see ghosts—all ghosts, not just the level 10s everyone can see—and she’s finding out just exactly how haunted this town is.
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Btw don't shut up you're not annoying
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leaked text messages between the mystery twins ??!
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we're 200$ behind on our bills payment, if anyone wants to commission me or donate to my paypal it would help a lot
DONATION LINK
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beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line
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