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“You alright?” 
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carrie fisher didn’t get laid to rest in a prozac-shaped urn for us not to take our meds…………. so take your meds
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Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
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me: i love video games
brain: let’s play video games
me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later
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me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
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BORN TO DO NOTHING WORLD IS A OVERWHELMING 鬼神 Put Em All Off 1989 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 THINGS TO DO 
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what's your morning routine
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today daddy took me out to see IT and i really liked it! i was really turned on by pennywise and i was kinda scared to tell daddy about it, but when i did, he told me he thought pennywise was sexy too! then we went out to a costume store and daddy picked out a pennywise costume and told me he was gonna pretend to be him as he fucked me tonight and haha could you fucking imagine if this was a real post on tumblr
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Me: *is feeling bad* Also me: *can’t think of a way to make it funny* Brain: can’t talk about it then
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can I just say, from the bottom of my heart, fuck,
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well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 
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Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me
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